Please, fucking talk to a single person who's worked retail before you speak for us and spread the propaganda that we're punished when other people shoplift
We're fucking not. That virtually never happens at any chain store, which are the only places you should be shoplifting from anyway
Please correct people when you hear this, it's getting so fucking old
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own