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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
ok this is getting ridiculous even the ace attorney bot is hornt on main rn
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coming out as a monty python fan
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did you know that you are just allowed to be a girl?
i don't have first hand experience but i have it on good authority that this is true of other genders, as well
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[interrupting you while you're recommending a piece of media] are there gay people in it and, if relevant, can you be gay in it
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bored during uni? simply flirt with girls on the inter net
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I have autism and you're too loud
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very mild kink
@themorgangoats @jacethechicken a beast, frothing, growling and snapping, affixed to the wall at the end of a heavy chain. suddenly they yelp “bananas! bananas, sorry, bananas. inhaled my own whiskers, gotta fix my~ gimme a second~ ok, ok.”
they resume snarling and lunging
changeling thoughts. too brainfog to parse so no further detail rn. but changeling thoughts
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I just wish to help somebody. This isn't frustrating.
— Rimtar Shinkûbuk, hammerer
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holy shit Halloween is right around the corner
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I'm trying to get this livestock newspaper edited for upload and just, this ad, I just,
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*take on me starts playing*
🎤 
i'm kittyyyy~ 🎶
i'm kittYYYYYY~ 🎶
I'MMM KITTYYYYYYYY 🎶
*deep breath*
*passionately and ear-splittingly* MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW
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I can't trust the sperm bank with my investments, which is why I use a sperm credit union
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Left wife, left life
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It's only a murder of crows if there's probable caws.
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me: if you look at the cool thing you will die
person I am teaching to play #GuildWars2: guess i'm going to die then
me: i have trained you well
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Gonna just start carrying around a set of dice so i can roll for decisions throughout the day
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
