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Why libraries are the greatest places on earth:

- books
- free!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- quiet, so quiet, so peaceful is heaven
- people leave you alone
- also movies and computers and things
- staff literally know everything and want you to know everything thanks
- you can stay the whole time they're open and not have to pay anything at all
- you can get lost in the big ones and that's cool
- mmm smells of wisdom

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You know how people will sometimes ask "what does X mean?" to a whole bunch of people, and then show a bunch of responses next to each other?

Where the whole point is to illustrate that words are only given meaning through context and experience, and how everyone's context and experience is different?

selling boot-shaped jawbreakers and issuing a “how many licks” challenge

All anthropomorphic animals go to heaven because hell hath no furry.

🎵 When I find myself in times of trouble
Mother furry comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom
Paw beans 🎵

@byttyrs listen here fam,, i live in a house with three enbies and i desperately need a singular and plural they. please give me a theys im on my knees with ambiguity

not feeling very binary, i'll tell you that right now

me when a 'grammarian' complains about singular they: and yet thou usest singular ye? mayhaps thou shouldst get a real job

cursed nsfw srs post 

Introducing everyone to my vagina by yelling "Th-this is my hole!! It was made for me!!!"

person: asks for clarification about tuning instrument
me: knows this stuff, like, really well. is helping. halfway through my brain decides "wait no we need to tune our instrument to figure out how it's done" despite the fact i already know what i'm talking about

Boost this if you see your kink:

Girls
Being gay for girls
Cuddling girls
Holding hands with girls
Talking about doing things with girls
Kissing girls
Loving girls
Thinking about girls
All girls
Just girls
Girls
Going out on dates with girls
Chatting with girls
Spending time together with girls
Being friends with girls
Being girls

Nobody will know which one >.<

it's actually fine to have a more complicated relationship with not being cis than "i have always been this gender that is not my birth-assigned gender"

I fucking love when publishers write "this page intentionally left blank" cause you fuckin know that some nerd somewhere called in to them and told them they have blank pages in their book

The lazy, white supremacist trope in fantasy writing where nonhuman races represent nonwhite humans has a name now: Tolkien Minorities.

That is all.

who called them robot shark OCs and not artifishial intelligence

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