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lifehack: make urself eternally horny forver by growing horns

when someone unintentially misinterprets a dead language for a joke and ur upset about the misunderstanding but you like the joke so it's just "this is wrong, here's why it's wrong, now do it wrong on purpose"

is this lewd? 

on the list of reasons i am definitely a bard irl: intimately familiar with the acoustics of my own ass

tired: dense tomes set in fantasy worlds with thousand-page lorebooks, centered grand world-shaking events that will forever alter the course of history
wired: fluffy gay realistic slice of life romance fiction

wait wait let me start HRT and redo my introductions post.

Celebrating International Cat Day by sleeping through it.

excellent thing about me: i have no consistent laughter sounds but my latest one is like some kind of ungodly singing hyæna

okay this is a legitimate question bc i actually have no idea how to do it: does anyone here have tips on like, how to talking to people you're not already friends with

my gender appeared to me in the form of impossibly-interlocking wheels spinning, glowing, and bristling with eyes and wings and said "be not afraid" and, let me tell you, that was not super reassuring

hey why are salamanders known as the most curious amphibian?
they axolotl questions

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