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i wonder if i'd be more productive if i followed really serious people. i mean, i don't want to test it i like the friends i've made & all but. i need to stop affecting all the emotions that make it hard to focus. i'm bad enough at focusing already

My partner sent me this and it has masto written all over it

legal - 

full name is too long to fit in the fields on legal forms, which means having to use physical copies and write things by hand, which means needing a dozen paper forms all in triplicate, which means both excessive waste and way too much spoons just to fill out the forms and now we gotta navigate the hell that is the local court on top of that. all of which could've been avoided if they'd had a decent character limit in these fields—some of them have a char limit of like. 52. why even

okay i may have memorised multiple dictionaries in my spare time but I Have Never Known Any Words In My Life

lifehack: make urself eternally horny forver by growing horns

when someone unintentially misinterprets a dead language for a joke and ur upset about the misunderstanding but you like the joke so it's just "this is wrong, here's why it's wrong, now do it wrong on purpose"

is this lewd? 

on the list of reasons i am definitely a bard irl: intimately familiar with the acoustics of my own ass

tired: dense tomes set in fantasy worlds with thousand-page lorebooks, centered grand world-shaking events that will forever alter the course of history
wired: fluffy gay realistic slice of life romance fiction

wait wait let me start HRT and redo my introductions post.

Celebrating International Cat Day by sleeping through it.

excellent thing about me: i have no consistent laughter sounds but my latest one is like some kind of ungodly singing hyæna

okay this is a legitimate question bc i actually have no idea how to do it: does anyone here have tips on like, how to talking to people you're not already friends with

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