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leftist politic 

death to left unity - no line can be drawn that defines what "ideologies" are good and what are bad

welcome into your hearts tactical unity - work with MLs, anarchists, or even liberals if it means accomplishing your goal

remember, the spanish republicans didnt turn down liberals when it came time to accept the international brigades, nor did they turn down trotskyite, anarchist, or marxist-leninist

accept everyone it takes to get the job done and you can worry about the rest once your capitol is burning

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adjectives in English absolutely have to be in this order: opinion-size-age-shape-colour-origin-material-purpose Noun. So you can have a lovely little old rectangular green French silver whittling knife. But if you mess with that word order in the slightest you'll sound like a maniac. It’s an odd thing that every English speaker uses that list, but almost none of us could write it out. And as size comes before colour, green great dragons can’t exist.

reading shakespeare is shit

this has nothing to do with whether his writing was good or not but

shakespeare

wrote

plays

for

theatre

therefore

you should be watching them

not fucking reading them

i don't actually know how to use a computer it's really the gremlins that live in my laptop doing all this stuff for me

champagne for my cyber friends
cyber pain for my sham friends

keep your friends close and your enbies closer

The main difference between a "big cat" species and a "small cat" species is a small bone in their throats that allows them to either roar or purr

Therefore, cheetahs, who can't roar but purr, are small cats

And that's why I should be allowed to have one as a pet

hrt 

how long do I have to keep taking these pills until I'm a robot werewolf

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower? Shakespeare.

trans culture is wanting to be a shapeshifter

One of the most important things about queer folk aligning with villains is that we often never get the full story of the villain.

And often, when we do, we find them sympathetic, usually due to their story only being villainous if you are writing from a cultural majority perspective.

While a lot of these characters do end up doing some very heinous things, we empathise with them more due to understanding the pressures that were put on them. In a different world, they could have been an asset, but now they are antithetical to straight/cis culture. We were taught that to deviate was evil, but so many popular villains would probably be less evil if not forced into corners.

Tired: All our villains are queer coded

Wired?????: All our queers are villain coded.

I assume all queer people have played Fallen London. It is physically painful to play ♟

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