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All of my toots are like diamonds: actually common and worthless but drastically inflated in value by a sinister cartel.

Black Hat: Criminal hacking, will steal your stuff
White Hat: Ethical hacking, will tell you about how bad your firewall is
Pink Hat: Cancer hacking, convinced the cells to attack themselves.
Rainbow Hat: Gender hacking. Discovers new more powerful genders or lack thereof.
Flaming Hat: Not invited to bars anymore but popular in shooter games.
Red Hat: Don't follow me.
Hat Hat: Has achieved infinite hacker power via recursive hat collection.

playing fallen london 

just dropped into the mind of a long-dead god, and the first card we draw here references a handful of deities by name. it feels very welcoming. like, as someone whose being has so often been heavily intertwined with myth, this reads as a letter saying 'welcome home'

Establishing an SSH connection to the main cluster at at 2019年 8月 28日 水曜日 13:46:03 CEST. ☀️ I know there's a proverb which that says 'To err is human,' but a human error is nothing to what a computer can do if they try.

finally getting to wear a specific piece of clothing that's part of ur preferred gender presentation

and, more to the point, the heady mix of euphoria and confidence that comes from it

*kai mera should not have been left in charge for three whole minutes voice* i remember this button is important but i have no idea what it does

....

ok mayb if i press the button another dozen times i'll figure it out

....frick. this study

it just mentioned that autistic folx are better at assessing "anthropomorphic stimuli" than human stimuli i'm

r u friggin telling me that my being autistic means it's easier for me to socialise with furries than with human people bc like. the h*ck is this callout post omgods

not, to be clear, complaining that i'm able to have friends who unconditionally respect me like this. it's h*ckin Awesome. it's just also really weird the way this is playing out

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friggen wild how i know someone who's so disconnected from the very concept of gender roles that my Literally Actively Transitioning around them scans to them the same way as the average cis person doing....whatever it is the cis do

like, this is explicitly very much a decent person and been actively out there championing nb rights i just. i'm specifically not out to them bc they just take all of this at face value without questioning any of my decisions and so i have nothing to segue off of

Setting: a classroom in the year 2210 

"Okay, welcome to week two of 21st Century Media Studies. I hope you all have had time to look over the syllabus and acquire all of the listed course materials.

"Now, as you hopefully already know, the first decade of the 21st century was in large part shaped by the United States' reaction to a terrorist attack on the world trade center buildings in September 2001. But before we can really dive in to how Western film and television was shaped by the resulting conflicts, it's important to understand the cultural context of the existing media landscape.

"I suspect very few of you have heard of this first film that we're going to be looking at. Despite it's relative obscurity now, it was a significant part of the contemporary zeitgeist. I think this film is a really good starting point to understanding the mindset of most Americans in the early months of 2001.

"Fortunately for us, our library does have a copy that is playable on modern equipment. Pay attention now!"

someBODY once told me...

lewdish shitpost 

memorising porn music so i can whistle a ditty in public and make people horny and uncomfortable

lewd ment 

i mean the obvious starting point is to try and source all the music they use in porn. that'd be a hell of an undertaking. sounds kinda fun tho

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tempted to curate a playlist specifically of music that isn't itself bad but that's commonly associated with things that make people feel weird

the issue is there's So Much of this where would you even start

random sentence i thought of:

"I'm not here to be a light in darkness; I'm just here to offer a lantern to those in need"

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