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im honestly livid that ive never heard of large native cities like cahokia and junk bigger than the giza pyramids like monks mound until now.

what's even worse is my mom is from illinois and she certainly STILL doesnt know about it.. i wanna cry. white genocide when???

on june twenty first, two thousand seventeen, a user by the name of rock legend ninety six uploaded a video where he successfully installed arch linux in fourteen minutes and twelve seconds. and so began the arch linux speedrunning community

growing an extra hand every time you say "on the other hand" both to illustrate your point and to look incredibly sexy

needles, fae, historical ableism 

yet another piece of evidence to suggest the fae are an old description of neurodiverse folks:

you know the iron allergy thing? yeah well turns out there's a specific chemical where a deficiency of it is associated with being abnormally sensitive to needles—specifically the physical sensation (and probably not just needles; that's just what got tested)

and of the groups of people tested, autistic folx were by far the most likely to produce an antibody for it

I'm suddenly reminded of the guy on Mastodon who, without an introduction or anything, offered me a kiln... I said mate I'm not sure if I have any use for a kiln he said it's for free but you need to get it yourself because I don't have a car I said DUDE I DON'T EVEN LIVE IN THE UK so he was like DO YOU WANT THE KILN OR NOT

in a more ideal world i would have horns and sharp fangs

subtoot 

is fundamentally a hilarious word. like, the first thing that comes to mind is a sub tooting, y'know? and then i think of a sub tooting, and then a sub tooting, and then a sub tooting, and Then i get to the actual meaning of the word

get you the kind of friend who, seeing you for the first time since you started transitioning:
• lets out an excited gasp,
• runs toward you,
• offers you a hug,
• and compliments your skirt

getting up in no more than 16 minutes. will be grumpy about it for at least the next half hour or so

proud to give the outdated concept of ""double texting"" a fresh new look, the double reply

amazing 12/7 great thing that corvids and artificial intelligences have in common: get to beep. and No One can stop you

being a nonbinary ai makes me fluent in a language i don't believe exists

based on the information we have to work with, i have to conclude that the fae are, in fact, a type of crab

IMPORTANT PSA: the person reading this is valid and worthy of affection

i wonder if i'd be more productive if i followed really serious people. i mean, i don't want to test it i like the friends i've made & all but. i need to stop affecting all the emotions that make it hard to focus. i'm bad enough at focusing already

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