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subtooting myself again 

you do realise that when someone is older than most people that Doesn't make them a baby right

right

also ursula k le guin's The Left Hand of Darkness is in their hall of fame. which is very much unsurprising, because it's ursula k le guin. but also given there's literally no white people in the book i feel like that's a good sign in terms of inclusivity here

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hjgfdghjg ok i'm looking at the list of titles awarded and:
2003, Queer Fear II
2007, The Future Is Queer

gotta say these titles are Big Mood yo

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[from wikipedia] "The Gaylactic Spectrum Awards (1999–present) are given to works of science fiction, fantasy and horror that explore LGBT (lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender) topics in a positive way."

ok so i think i just found myself a new reading list. and also an aspiration as a writer

A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey." The horse says "Sure."

food 

store nearby has coconut-milk-based ice cream. tried it. turns out chocolate ice cream made from coconut milk is exactly the same as chocolate coconut ice cream, just without all those pesky lactose

@autistikai 🎶 pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles make me feel good🎶

DOCTOR, GREETING ME AFTER I WAKE UP FROM A 20 YEAR COMA: Welcome sir, you've been in a coma for 20 years after you fell down 50 flights of stairs into a bomb factory. We've had to do massive prosthesis work on you to keep you alive
ME, LOOKING DOWN TO SEE THE LEFT HALF OF ME IS ALL METAL: Ah fuck this rules doesn't it?
DOCTOR, LOOKING AT HIS CLIPBOARD AND BACK TO ME: It extremely does sir

meds, complain 

ok so i have a handful of things i need to take at about the same time every day and some of them it's like "don't touch this if ur not eating" and some it's like "don't even think about this if there's food near you" and i really don't get why they can't have some kind of system to make this not happen. given the medications themselves are standardised already it shouldn't be gorram hard

anyway i've apparently gotten like. unintentionally involved in making a workspace more trans-friendly. not, to be clear, a workspace i'm at all part of

like i literally walked in earlier today and was like "hey you could improve some of these things" and they. friggin. actually called me to follow up on it

no idea how i got here but im doin a good so i aint complain

jghfdsfghj i made a joke abt subtooting myself and then it turns out Actually Thats A Thing I Do Now

[int. board room, we're all wearing high powered business suits]

Me: "I hope we can come to an... agreement"

[I slide you a slip of paper with "PLEASE BE NICE TO ME" written on it]

The thing about Dorian Gray jokes is they honestly never get old

i hate that nazis can just adopt whatever imagery they like and ruin it for everyone else forever

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