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[wikipedia quote] "There are also cases of accidental reverse Turing tests, occurring when a programmer is in a sufficiently non-human mood that his conversation unintentionally resembles that of a computer."

idk what wikipedia thinks "a sufficiently non-human mood" is supposed to mean but it sure is a description of me at all times

why is love between girls so complicated. why are lesbians so dramatic about everything

night crew? day crew? nah

i don't believe in the passage of time crew

If I wasn't Diogenes, I would simpley also wish to be Diogenes

Moderate white people: OMG I CANNOT BELIEVE WE’RE HEADING TOWARDS CONCENTRATION CAMPS ON AMERICAN SOIL

First Nations people on reservations:

re: lewd joke 

this....might technically qualify as subtooting some folks on here, tbh

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why do people cw "lewd ment" when they could say "allewdsion"

lewd joke 

do ya just have to get a friend with a stopwatch and a dick to choke on for this or what

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....what do you even do if you max out the values on the lung capacity test like. how do you get a precise measurement

re: leftvalues results 

i'm trying to figure out which options they think are internationalist here bc like. i've been retaking the test to experiment with and i'm pretty sure one of the questions answering that you think individual groups Should separate and do their own thing makes you More Internationalist somehow

but i still can't get past 90ish% so what else is missing here

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leftvalues results 

the label they gave me for this doesn't quite fit imo but i think that's because their system prioritises the different aspects for you. i can't tell them e.g. "yeah i'm decentralist but internationalism is more important to me" or what have you

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leftvalues results 

yeah ok the fact that I Literally Reject The Concept Of Nations makes me more nationalist on this quiz because all their questions are structured like the nation is an agreed-upon consensus. That Makes Sense

otherwise it seems....relatively ok results, i guess? the neutrality on scientific vs utopian makes sense since i don't believe those ideals are at odds, and not being wholly aligned to most ideologies fits my willingness to do whatever i can tell will help people

"foreign officials have no right to dictate policy in another country"

how am i supposed to agree or disagree with this statement when that requires me to not reject the false constructs it's based in

so many of the questions on this leftvalues thing don't make sense. "bureaucracy and inefficiency are inherent...." no, inefficiency is inherent in the western-style bureaucracies not like. the actually well-designed ones

oh yeah also i big happy bc i got an unprompted gift of a handmade charm representing a finnish pagan deity

from one of the mayb five people i know who are aware that finnish religion isn't nordic religion

i just received a package someone sent me a month ago. the return address, the location the package is from, and the location the stamps are from are all different places

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