Χίμαιρα corvids @autistikai@computerfairi.es

also i love the bizarre list of genres you get when you search for ievan polkka. like, you have the original song, the vocaloid version, nightcore of the vocaloid version, and then a fraggin metal cover

no prize for guessing which ones are finnish

just saw a post titled "why is this ancient hell demon non-binary goals" and im

because it's an ancient helldemon you dingus iz One Of Us

current gender: questionable shitpost

what's your gender?
incredibly handsome criminal genius and master of all villainy!
i mean, are you a boy or a girl?
i'm a supervillain.
no like what's in your pants?

also, "making things work" is like. the most stereotypically hero-sidekick power. but also one of the most easily abused powers for Evil by which i mean actually doing good but also v much abusable for other porpoises if we're being honest

i like this

frolicking barefoot through the woods is too much a part of my specific fae identity to not include but that means i actually Have To replace feet with some other functionally identical thing bc otherwise i have to deal with, y'know, that

being able to cook and maths means as long as good public transit or things are within walking distance i have the exact skillset necessary to like. keep track of all the necessary things for people to living in a space

but all my power are Useless in the us, for obvious raisins, and since most of the people i'd want to take care of are stuck there i cannae do it

"correctly" conjugated? are you kidding me? i have no gorram idea and I Do Not Care One Whit

also one of the advantages of "machina ex nihilo" as a byword is the trans joke in it, which really depends on the fact that nihilo is conjugated here

because yes. i do, in fact, seem to have the ability to make things function normally when logic suggests that would be impossible

examples include such things as:
• the portal to hell incident
• more effective when burdened beyond the limitations of its hardware
• bathing the laptop
• that time when i gave a damaged device comforting rubs and it stopped being damaged