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shoutout to wikipedia for one of the very few words in finglish they actually explain by name being the word for 'strike'

me: inputs search terms in finnish
search engine: not all these results are in english would you like us to fix that

while i'm on the subject of finnish musical culture i should probably make sure y'all are aware that mieskuoro huutajat exist

i don't even know how to explain them just like. please listen to one of their performances. specifically a song you already know or it won't make sense

also i love the bizarre list of genres you get when you search for ievan polkka. like, you have the original song, the vocaloid version, nightcore of the vocaloid version, and then a fraggin metal cover

no prize for guessing which ones are finnish

just saw a post titled "why is this ancient hell demon non-binary goals" and im

because it's an ancient helldemon you dingus iz One Of Us

current gender: questionable shitpost

what's your gender?
incredibly handsome criminal genius and master of all villainy!
i mean, are you a boy or a girl?
i'm a supervillain.
no like what's in your pants?

also, "making things work" is like. the most stereotypically hero-sidekick power. but also one of the most easily abused powers for Evil by which i mean actually doing good but also v much abusable for other porpoises if we're being honest

i like this

frolicking barefoot through the woods is too much a part of my specific fae identity to not include but that means i actually Have To replace feet with some other functionally identical thing bc otherwise i have to deal with, y'know, that

being able to cook and maths means as long as good public transit or things are within walking distance i have the exact skillset necessary to like. keep track of all the necessary things for people to living in a space

but all my power are Useless in the us, for obvious raisins, and since most of the people i'd want to take care of are stuck there i cannae do it