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how to fake global illumination:

1. for each point on a surface, ask yourself "if I was a tiny bug sitting on the surface of this object, what would the sky look like?"
2. think more about being a bug
3. enjoy thinking about being a bug
4. make a bugsona
5. make friends with other bugs
6. find a function that approximates the average sky colour. this will be a proxy for the hemispherical integral, and add that on top of any specular contribution

me: ugh i’m tired of het people making every male and female protagonist pair a couple
also me, seeing any show that stars two girls: oh they’re totally in love

current gender: a well that's host to an all-consuming pit of despair and suffering as a bit

hrt 

hey! i'm definitely not complaining, but you said these pills *wouldn't* make me a programmable werewolf

Idgaf I want it to be Halloween now, forever and always

r/traa post, may contain sensitive content 

Time for cat ears, thigh high socks, chokers, zombie Bois, and lots of black clothes redd.it/cyvzqd

pol 

wild and kinda scary how two people can be married but then one of them has a critical understanding of politics & history and the other doesn't even get as far as "why x is bad"

piracy levels are currently at 78% but fluctuating wildly

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what's your gender?
incredibly handsome criminal genius and master of all villainy!
i mean, are you a boy or a girl?
i'm a supervillain.
no like what's in your pants?

i think it should be a normal part of meeting new people to learn their pronouns, just like you learn their names. it’s not something special or monumental, it’s just a part of who you are

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every day is your day if you're an ever-shifting collective of deities who can't agree on anything

lewdish 

"be gay do crime" —somebody named crime, probably

Honestly as a mostly 'passing' trans girl, I'm fucking delighted when a cis person double-checks my pronouns regardless of their initial assumptions, it's great and shows that they care at least a little why the fuck would anyone not want that??

My ID says male but I have a girl name, a lot of people get confused and the best situations are the ones where they acknowledge it and make a quick joke about administration being a fuck after asking for my pronouns, not the ones where they say ma'am right off the bat (since that's often boring and can cause issues)

cis tech man: biohacking is truly a force for good, the ability to take control of your body from both the medical industrial complex and internet surveillance is dope

a solid 33% of biohackers at least: on HRT or generally aren't cis

cis tech man: mmm no not like that not what I meant

say what you will about ml vs anarchist debates at least i can tell whats happening in them as opposed to most of the other discourse on here

history is not a tale of great men and fantastic ideas, it is the mountain of work of many countless millions of people, countless billions of hours worked in poverty. A civilization is a pyramid laid brick by brick through time and work by the masses.

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'scientific advancement was only possible when the lives and work of those scientists and philosophers were themselves sustained by the toilers before them.'

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