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....i failed to consider the fact that gender & orientation would be asked on this form thing

what even Are my gender & orientation sksksk

The thing that took me a really long time to understand about identity - not *just* gender identity, but including gender identity - is that the words for your gender identity are not intended for the benefit of other people but for yourself.

body horror, or as i like to call it, girlfriend material,

current gender: i should either be more awake or less awake and i can't tell which

Remember to look up at the stars, and not down at your feet. Be curious.

Shoutout to trans men for figuring out what the fuck it means to be a man. Shit's hard

Science, like art, is not a copy of nature but a re-creation of her.

"but what about serial killers?" is such a bad argument against prison and police abolition.

If you're dealing with serial killers, the last thing you want to do is give them a shit-ton of weapons and a badge that gives them immunity from consequences, but here we are

The Queer Types of Mastodon, an Incomplete List 

1. Guilty Transmasc
2. Tech Transbian
3. Tumblr Teenager
4. Obvious Egg
5. Cis Bi Woman with Cishet Boyfriend
6. Bearded Bi Guy
7. Micro-Orientation Collector
8. Oppressed Macho Man
9. Enby on a Journey of Self-Discovery
10. Pretentious Homo
11. Transmasc with Cishet Boyfriend
12. Transfem Catgirl
13. Enby Shitposter
14. Megastar Transfem
15. Very Sweet But Don't Cross Her
16. Beleaguered Admin

the one good thing about discord is that between being able to label arbitrary applications as 'games' and the new livestreaming feature

i can finally livestream gender

current gender: i should either be more awake or less awake and i can't tell which

*Kicks in the saloon doors*
*spurs jingle as I step inside*
Im lookin for someone. Cant miss em theyre a Cute sonovvagun.
*Everyone on fedi looks up from their cards and drinks*
Damn this is gonna be harder than I thought.

says the cutie-faced cutie of cute girls because of mass production in one of the defaults, yes. When you go to see if i try really super love dresses and skirts and Ti likes them too, they're so fun and fantastically gay hobby
trying to get girlfriends by pushing a polycule core through the mall while humming the Katamari Damacy theme

body horror, or as i like to call it, girlfriend material,

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