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i'm so sorry, anyone who read this

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@autistikai I like taking big triple A brand genders and hacking them into my own little thing

@autistikai making a gender out of screams and a paper bag full of air that was produced by the screaming

cannibalism, very bad, don't read, i thought this was interesting but i regret knowing it, will probably ruin your appetite 

if you ever wanted to know why some cultures consider pork an unclean meat, here's one piece of the puzzle:

barbecued pork, excluding the spices involved, smells exactly like burning human flesh

the gender binary is a scam there's no reason to buy the big-name genders when you can make your own at home

current gender: exhaustion, but it keeps getting faster

@anarchiv writing a paper, or as i like to call it, a rant with sources,

king: a gendered term. i'm not a boy so i can't be king

king shit of fuck mountain: not gendered. i am absolutely king shit of fuck mountain

saying that the goal of a trans experience is to be stealth is not only laughably binary thinking but also ignores the history of queer identity. queer and trans people have always fought to be radically visible. liberation happens not when we are able to pass unseen, but when we are seen, acknowledged, and welcomed.

projecting a massive holographic middle finger to all the haters who say i can't just use this gender i found on the sidewalk

i'ts a perfectly good gender and who cares if it's a little dirty, i wasn't gonna eat it anyway (i probably will eat it)

"humans use 12% of their brain" fake, boring

"CPUs use 12% of their cycles" actually a major problem in computer hardware

Outside a bakery in Zhuzhou you fight Mary Poque, a depressed techno-pagan.

"gay wights!" i say
"haha yeah gay rights" you respond, misunderstanding the situation as a hoard of ghost twinks beset upon you

The gender of the day is a skeletal angel in a graveyard.

conversing with blood is weird but at least sometimes you learn the specifics of exactly which strikes one of your ancestors was involved in??

the two hardest problems in computer science are off by one errors, naming variables and rampant misogyny

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