Χίμαιρα corvids @autistikai@computerfairi.es

also if u at any point think we should be dating ur basically gonna have to outright tell me i r horibl at this

....it's entirely possible i was being flirted with earlier today. between my being naturally very affectionate and my not being At All used to flirting it just scanned as normal conversation to me?

anyway this is all to say that if ur reading this and we're dating pls let me know im v oblivious

answered "what are you doing" with "nothing much, just transitioning" and got confused when my conversation partner didn't get it. apparently they're part of this weird new "cisgender" fad?

tbh the best evidence we're actually a plural system is just the fact that if i was left to my own devices all our names would've been horrible, horrible puns

i'm so sorry, anyone who read this

if you ever wanted to know why some cultures consider pork an unclean meat, here's one piece of the puzzle:

barbecued pork, excluding the spices involved, smells exactly like burning human flesh

the gender binary is a scam there's no reason to buy the big-name genders when you can make your own at home