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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
i can't think of a relevant pun so i might have to settle for "the editor". does at least have the bonus of i can use my name as a lead-in to offering to tutor people who need help in academics
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science levels are holding at 77%
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periodic reminder: "to pull yourself up by your bootstraps" was originally coined to describe an impossibility.
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#BOFH excuse #73:
Daemons did it
somebody recommend me a book to smell i've run out of music
my pet peeve: anything that pisses off my dog
œstrogen that makes you develop keratinous protrusions on your head
or "horn e", for short
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Fuck your free speech and if you don't like it you can defend to your death my right to say it
ok someone Please help me figure out what in the nine hells a flirting is bc i think i need a crash course in "am i being flirted with" asap i keep running into people who are unusually friendly toward me
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YO Everyone, So today I just figured out you can use your PC's cup holder to read discs
dtjdgjdgjxgnxgn actual kai mera life things: i danced so much i accidentally inspired people to schedule a dance party. apparently after i left yesterday they all started dancing thanks to me and now there's an official dance party happening in like an hour? im big dyjdfhd
someone just came over to ask me where i get my skirts and now i feel bad bc i have no gorram idea m'gay
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tubthumping by chumbawumba but it’s being sung by a computer
I get shut down
but I boot up again
hey i accidentally uninstalled my memories so if i did this already my soz but:
read girls made of snow and glass, by melissa bashardoust. one of the few fantasy books i actually felt like represented me (nonwhite protagonists y'all!) and the story itself is p good in my imo
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We *need* more stories where friendship is portrayed as important and equal, ones *without* making it a competition between friendship and romance where one has to win.
It's sad that TNG is the only example I can think of.
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my mom: are you gay??
me, pulling out diagrams: to explain this I'm going to need to talk about parallel genders
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You, a pedant: Fall starts on September 23rd.
Me, a spoopy: If you can't appreciate the poetry of starting the Halloween season with the full moon falling on Friday the Thirteenth, leave now.
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Suddenly realizing that if I get old enough I can BE one of those wrinkly elder queers that lil queer kids look up to.
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The fediverse is impressive in the way that I didn't know people even had this many ways to be horny online
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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
