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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
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@raspberry_boy@cybre.space plato's allegory of the mastodon
y'know for someone who loves to flirt so much i display a markedly shoddy grasp of what even constitutes 'flirting'
both in the sense of i can't identify it and in the sense of my attempts to flirt half the time end up just being extremely formal emotionless language
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œstrogen that makes you develop keratinous protrusions on your head
or "horn e", for short
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feeling delete, might cute later
whoOPS im back down the oneshot rabbithole
lov me som a thos Feels
oneshot
jkhgfdzs i just looked this up to try and figure it out bc it's never explicitly mentioned in-game and the Official Word Of God on the question of "is niko a boy or a girl" is:
• i have no idea!
• yes, niko is a boy or a girl
(nightmargin & eliza's answers, respectively)
which also means this shitpost is literally canon and im sgjshj
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"You make me hot, you make me sigh, You make me laugh, you make me cry"
- Steve Miller, summing up the 4* emotions a human is capable of feeling:
Hornt
Exasperated
Comedy
SadTimes
*The fifth is Umami
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F213
Fairyland
on island.
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Ah yes, Mastodon, representing the Deadly Sin of Horny On Main.
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hey i accidentally uninstalled my memories so if i did this already my soz but:
read girls made of snow and glass, by melissa bashardoust. one of the few fantasy books i actually felt like represented me (nonwhite protagonists y'all!) and the story itself is p good in my imo
"Nina just liked to flirt with everything. He'd seen her make eyes at a pair of shoes she fancied in a shop window."
big mood tbh flirting is fun
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"love is a strong word"
i'm a strong bitch
kapow
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two enbies holding hands boost if agree
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Meanwhile, in Main Engineering...
Data: *picks up rock sample* It appears to be Carbon.
Geordi: *looks at it* My visor's spectral analysis is consistent with it being Carbon.
Lt. Barclay: *pulls out tricorder* These readings indicate that this is Carbon.
Wesley: Computer, analyze this rock sample.
Computer: Working... Probability 99% that this sample is comprised of 100% Carbon.
Picard: Picard to Engineering, have you got an analysis of the rock sample we found?
Geordi: We think it's Carbon, Sir. However we'll need another 48 hours to make sure
Data: *picks up rock sample* It appears to be Carbon.
Geordi: *looks at it* My visor's spectral analysis is consistent with it being Carbon.
Lt. Barclay: *pulls out tricorder* These readings indicate that this is Carbon.
Wesley: Computer, analyze this rock sample.
Computer: Working... Probability 99% that this sample is comprised of 100% Carbon.
Picard: Picard to Engineering, have you got an analysis of the rock sample we found?
Geordi: We think it's Carbon, Sir. However we'll need another 48 hours to make sure
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I recommended Carole & Tuesday to one of my coworkers who is a big music nerd but hasn't watched anime. Her mind was blown (her words) that there's anime with English voice acting. She wound up showing a surprising amount of curiosity about the medium, and asked me a lot of questions; about what makes something "anime", what types of genres there are, where you can watch it. It was so nice and refreshing to have someone who isn't already into anime show genuine interest in talking about it.
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also it goes doubly bc i do actually do editing work. i may hate the english language but i've a grasp of how it works that surpasses basically anyone i know, and i like using my skills to help people, so it was kinda a natural conclusion
i can't think of a relevant pun so i might have to settle for "the editor". does at least have the bonus of i can use my name as a lead-in to offering to tutor people who need help in academics
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science levels are holding at 77%
(77%) ■■■■■■■□□□
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periodic reminder: "to pull yourself up by your bootstraps" was originally coined to describe an impossibility.
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
