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they got me. they friggin Got me. they got me with a classic double-bluff and i Fell for it. i can't even be mad

i believe it was karl marx who said transbian girls are so hot

"Her blades were reliable. And they made her feel like she'd been born with proper claws."

this is the best explanation of comfort knives i have ever seen

Being positive and lifting other people up is punk as fuck.

honestly if u want me to like a fiction just. take the collected works of ursula k le guin, smush it all together, and make it Even More Queer

but like, seriously. her fantasy & s.f. is:
• feminist
• primarily or entirely nonwhite characters
• no nations, no borders, no capitalism
• cool magic and/or space stuff
• oh yeah it's already got queer characters

also shes just Good At Writan im lov the worlds & suchlike

recipe for a work of fiction I’ll probably enjoy:
- put robots in it
- put aliens in it
- Make It Gay

I Don't Know What Gender Is And At This Point I'm Afraid To Ask

hrt 

really? i just have to put this gel on every day and i'll turn into a cute monster

imagine being as good at flirting as I am and still getting tongue-tied every time you see a pretty girl in person, so sad

Director: I know, I'll make a movie that shows them how EVIL the world is, and how the heart of man is one of DARKNESS AN-

Millennial: Yeah I know.

D: Wha-

M: I know all that.

D: B-but my grim idea-

M: Oooohhh...these cartoons look colorful...I miss hope.

tfw someone misspells the mild swear in a video caption and ur left wondering which one of your friends the giant crocodile is

a really pretentious assassin that only uses art knifes for killings

Using fedi is much easier once you realise you need to basically type any random thought that gets stuck in your head and see what happens with it

"Her blades were reliable. And they made her feel like she'd been born with proper claws."

this is the best explanation of comfort knives i have ever seen

@remulacfrommars @Pixley

In Portland when they protested by blocking the doors to the ICE offices, the agents were like

"This is so uncivil please let us go home to our families"

Bastards.

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