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no i have never seen this show nor do i have any interest in what the ships are actually like

im just here to be called tf out ok leave me alone

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current gendr: deciding what ships you like based on what the "what your favourite ship says about you" series says about people who ship it

haha this is ya enby ida here, reminding you that this is the age of sin. reject the order of creation. revel in the annihilation of man as the image of god. destroy. plot designs of death. disfigure the face of man and woman. and always make sure to stay hydrated

there are 4 genders:

-witch
-devil
-winged victory
-valkyrie

"you don't understand people who say they wouldn't date their best friend. like, aren't you best friends with them for a reason?"

who tf authorised this callout post aimed directly at my heart

also friggin h*ck i need to pay more attention to outworld than inworld i mixed up medea and medusa

*side-eyes the person directly responsible for this*

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it was gayer when it was in all caps but i dont capitalise things so my apologie for the parts that were lost in translation

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this is the gayest take on medea i have ever seen in my life 

last week i talked about medea with my professor for like an hour, she asked me my thoughts on the whole play and i had to refrain from just saying i think medeas really hot, but every iteration of her is just so amazing

friendly reminder that there is a song titled "your kerning is shit" and you can purchase it from the artist's bandcamp for 0.69 usd

i say friendly reminder but i only just learned about this. it's fraggin hilarious

samzabala.bandcamp.com/track/y

tfw someone misspells the mild swear in a video caption and ur left wondering which one of your friends the giant crocodile is

@lynnesbian i relate to this lizard. i also change genders in response to extreme temperature

I have decided to opt out of physics

*clips straight through the floor like an absolute villain*

....so here i am. spending my time scouring the internet for scholarly articles on what are comforting sounds for humans

apparently humans don't usually refer to themselves in the third person like that, which complicates matters

i'm seriously pissed about this. a historian, refusing to do their research before commenting on history. who the hells gave this person their degree. but i'm also too stubborn to put this down without unpacking everything wrong about this. and as i can't understand what's being said, that may take a while

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broke: getting strong to be healthy

woke: getting strong to lift girls

bespoke: getting strong to intimidate nazis

baroque: getting strong to film a threatening antifa themed pole dancing routine

like seriously i can't parse a word they're saying it's buried behind so many layers of misinformation, false conclusions, and lack of research. this person is supposed to be a historian, but all they seem to be documenting is their own bias

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how to summarise the work of an author who refuses to engage logically with their audience. wtf

they set me up to think one of the characters was queer-coded and snuck in actual gays while i was in the middle of being disappointed about the queer-coded character turning out to be straight

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