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i remember this one time i went on reddit to ask a really naive question and i got massively shat on

i remember going on the fediverse and asking a question and making some lifelong friends

There's no telling how much of the writing of ancient authors was obviously satirical or sarcastic back in the day.

Bad Linux/sexuality shitpost 

If you didn't use deb-based distributions before but now you do, you're a transbian

now i'm imagining a gorgon with ball python hair. the little puppy faces. she drops something in the kitchen and her startled hairs all curl right up

Hardy boys reboot where one of them transitions and becomes Nancy Drew

last night i had a dream where a new competitor to duckduckgo came up, goosegoosestop

any time you typed the goose from untitled goose game tried to steal your computer

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

Remember to use quotation marks when talking about "overpopulation" as it's not a real thing - we're simply quoting genocidal racists and eugenics freaks

Me, trying to be cool: “I’m going to do a hecking swear.”

No no, he is not Zelda. Zelda is the princess. The main character of the games is called Zelda's Monster.
#games #frankenstein

misgendering, abuse ment (++) 

today someone apologised for having misgendered me the other day. specifically bc they wanted not to out me to a person who they knew had previously kinda tried to ruin my life. feels good to be acknowledged like this

Is she... you know, *mimes making this joke* recursive?

free proverb i just made up 

which drop of water contains the ocean?

sometimes we get a very abrupt reminder of how finnish we are. usually it's something to do with:
• heat/cold tolerance
• sauna
• metal
• sisu
• 'oh right our name is fkn wolverine danger'
• nudity
• why tf does nobody know finnish
• why tf does anybody know finnish

most of these are the same thing really (see also: sisu)

The tenets of knowledge can be summed up as follows: That one should strive always to advance truth to the full extent of one's capacity. To lie, or otherwise spread untruth is sin; equally sinful is to prevent the spread of truthful information. The practitioner is obligated, should they be aware, to counter any misinformation they find. Perhaps most damning is a refusal to actively encourage the spread of truth. Thus are the tenets of knowledge, and their sins.

shadowrun, stallman 

hm, yeah. at best, this aged poorly. at worst....i don't want to think about that, tbh

Just read this quote on Mr T's thoughts on his name on Wikipedia and cried a bit

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