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intrusive thought, microfiction, robo kin 

"are you purring?"
[a flustered noise] "w-wha? n-no, i don't have cat organs, i'm designed to be humanoid, you know that"
"but. what's that noise"
"fans."
"i thought you were water cooled?"
"y-yes, but there's fans too, for uh. emergencies."
"what's the emergency, cutie? should i stop?"
"n-no it's just that you're petting me and i like that veryveryveryverymuch"

Cute couples and polycules? In *my* timeline? It's more likely than you think.

hrm. i went and looked for modern arabic music, and literally the first result was labelled 'oriental'. can whites....not

a lotta dudebros are willing to be woke as long as that means not actually listening or respecting a woman's opinion :thinkmint:

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Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?"

@grainloom in todays capitalist society a company making lasting goods like this also has to have a subsidiary making things that /are/ constantly replaced or they go out of business - a good contemporary example is GoldPeak electronics which owns both Celestion Loudspeakers and the GP brands of primary cells/batteries (loudspeakers are often kept for decades, but (non rechargeable) torch batteries are still useful and widely consumed even in 21st century..

in the future, AI will be graded based on how many genders they can experience per second

Jokes at the intersection of keyboards kinksters and robot people 

Android girls that can domme and sub? Mechanical switches

shadowrun 

im....i'm like 80% this sourcebook just said evil technomancers go around giving people dysphoria

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