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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
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pretty girls are closer than they appear
historical wlw being famous poets makes a lot of sense when one considers how queer they're
like, seriously, lesbians waxing poetic abt literally every girl whose existence we're fkn Aware Of is. basically all of us
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the lynne guide to flirting:
reply to random messages with slightly modified versions made to be about being gay. it doesn't have to make sense
examples:
they say - have you seen that new show on netflix
you say - have you seen my new kiss on your nose
they say - i ate a bunch of cookie dough and now i feel like shit
you say - i snuggled a bunch of you and now i feel like love
they say - why do they even distinguish men and women's tissues they're the same thing
you say - why do they even distinguish you and the perfect girlfriend they're the same thing
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did u kno: i love my partners
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When I was young I misinterpreted the line “gwlad, gwlad, pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad” from the welsh national anthem as “gwaed, gwaed, peidiwch â dwyn fy gwaed”
The actual lyrics mean “land, land, I stand with my land” and what I always heard means “blood, blood, please do not steal my blood”
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dear all cute girls on the fediverse dot website,
please snuggle with me
you’res,
cyrene
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I'm gay, girls pretty.
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Pro tip for plural systems: If any of you have anxiety about posting selfies, try having one of you take the actual selfie, and have another be the one to post it. It adds a layer of detachment that can help push through the anxiety.
hm, yes, "violets are lesbians" definitely scans with uh. literally everyone we know
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Sunbeam City and Sid (interneteh): a callout and block recommendation. (ableist slur)
You know what? we've got plans today and I don't want to have to write out something and be distracted while we're out with others, so here it is.
this message was reported more than 5 hours ago and is still standing. we even tried to talk to Sid directly and his response was to block us and pretend nothing happened.
kook is an ableist slur. why the fuck some neurotypical thinks it's okay to use ableist slurs is beyond me, and I'm pretty fucking pissed off so I hope making a fuss will make something happen since reports and private messages didn't work.
Sunbeam has failed to protect the vulnerable by allowing this post to stand, a post which goes against their own terms of service. specifically, this rule:
"any speech which replicates and reinforces oppressive power structures by offending the dignity of people along the basis of: ...
I can tell you right now, that using the word kook as an insult to describe a CEO, a slur my headmate is trying to reclaim, hurt the dignity of myself and my system.
as a leftist, you should be listening to and protecting the vulnerable. isn't that what your ideology is about?
do better.
this message was reported more than 5 hours ago and is still standing. we even tried to talk to Sid directly and his response was to block us and pretend nothing happened.
kook is an ableist slur. why the fuck some neurotypical thinks it's okay to use ableist slurs is beyond me, and I'm pretty fucking pissed off so I hope making a fuss will make something happen since reports and private messages didn't work.
Sunbeam has failed to protect the vulnerable by allowing this post to stand, a post which goes against their own terms of service. specifically, this rule:
"any speech which replicates and reinforces oppressive power structures by offending the dignity of people along the basis of: ...
- Physical or mental health
I can tell you right now, that using the word kook as an insult to describe a CEO, a slur my headmate is trying to reclaim, hurt the dignity of myself and my system.
as a leftist, you should be listening to and protecting the vulnerable. isn't that what your ideology is about?
do better.
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learned that a restaurant that's been in my old neighborhood since before my grandparents immigrated is closing down despite a huge following and generational patronage because they can't afford rent anymore.
an immensely popular, always busy restaurant. is closing. because the cost of rent. is unsustainable.
fuck gentrification.
game: has options for playing as a witch or as a fairy
us:
hi just checking is our hair supposed to make dolphin noises at us
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update: they decided it was ok without actually consulting anyone bc they liked it so much
us: trans meme
moderator: hold on i gotta check if that specific meme is against the rules bc i have a really good one i wanna share
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George W. Bush was, at the time, the most incompetent oaf to ever win the U.S. presidency, DESPITE losing the popular vote. He was a laughingstock, riddled with scandal, made other countries hate us. His VP was openly homophobic. He harmed environmental policy, health care, and education, violated human rights, fed racism and xenophobia and everybody you can think of stood against him.
And he won a second term by 11 million more votes than the first one.
Don't get complacent.
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“aromatic” is not a real word, it’s just a misspelling of aromantic
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
