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Jacie? 🐦🐦🐦🐦

here's some Homelessness Myths, courtesy of The Onion: (cw: drug) 

Myth: it's expensive to house the homeless.
Fact: our prison system is quite profitable.

Myth: the homeless spend their money on drugs and alcohol.
Fact: you also do that.

Myth: the homeless are lazy and a drain on the economy.
Fact: you're thinking of billionaires.

Myth: the homeless community can help take care of each other.
Fact: if that's what helps you sleep at night.

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i mean c'mon how're you gonna gender "the plague, but in a dapper suit"

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seeing someone in like. a suit and plague doctor mask, and like? transition goals

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Lucy_Ebooks

LISTEN, bio might say I'm gay and experimenting

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vespertine ash

I heard this today and I felt it. "White people, no one is asking you to apologize for your ancestors. We are asking you to dismantle the systems they built and you maintain." - yoliwriter on :birdsite:​

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lord goth of doom 🥀

what's next?! french fries aren't made out of french people?!?!?!?!

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old hazel

starting to think my view that 'i wouldnt be tired if i just motivated myself to not be tired', something ive been led to believe throughout my entire adult life, might be,, not right, ,,

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Furry Throw Pillows

Honestly fucked that transit doesn't mean "to trans something."

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Lynnebot 2.4

transbian girls are what i wake up for

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this might be a slightly cleaner version?

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V

only 90s kids will remember last thursday

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Sam the Octopus

Yeah, sure, there's no problem playing "baby it's cold outside" every christmas because "it was a product of its time" but if I go around singing "let's get a few people tied up in trees and sacrifice them to odin this midwinter solstice" which was an incredibly popular song at the time (if a lot more pithy in the original ancient norse) then I get chucked out of lidl

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Ellie

"baby it's cold outside" 

I don't care if it was a product of its time, she literally says "the answer is no" and he keeps going anyway, we have exited any putative era where that was acceptable

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TAILWAGGER.GIF

how to make any isekai good: make the protagonist a girl. its good now. even better if its trans girl wish fulfilment

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friends couldn't find an autistic transbian flag so we hacked something together real quick

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lily with one l 🦌

lesbiab flirting is just u stand still and say “im gay” until someone says “lets b gay together”

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null

don’t let me on your shadowrun team i will trip and knock over the candles in your summoning circle while i’m trying to reach the outlet under the desk to get my cyberdeck jacked in

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lexi (radtown forever 2021)

tired: trans suffering
wired: trans spite

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melissa is on monads

a database that sorts all games based on if you can be gay in them

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xryxix

[continued text descript.

"-given that generally encompasses someone who has ASPD + NPD and a generally negative traits. There is people with ASPD who are pretty much not harming anyone and are in a lot pain because even though they might not feel the guilt and remorse of their actions they’re still capable of feeling lonely and hurt due to the fact they can’t sustain relationships."] z/2

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