Χίμαιρα corvids @autistikai@computerfairi.es

The trees say fuck you

I made the mistake of clicking on a "lesbian flag discourse" tumblr link and a rendering glitch accurately captured my experience reading the posts

2020 vision is based on an imperial metric, so it's now cancelled

girls are pretty and im gay
i wanna give affection n love ;w;

the sellspell who charges her adventuring party by the spellslot calls herself a "reverse philosophers stone". Turns gold into explosions

and also im going to mom the shit out of the first true, conscious AI and no one can stop me

like all women of culture, i use my tongue as a lizard would, to mlem the cheesy popcorn out of the bowl without dirtying my delicate hands

1. open cw
2. wtf that needs a cw
3. read cw

Privileged people have like a list of things they know is offensive and 0 awareness of context huh,,,

tieflin' sneaking off in the middle of the night and everyone think she's getting up to no good but she just needs to reshoe her hooves.

“Why don't you write about women? my mother asked me. I don't know how, I said. A stupid answer, but an honest one. I did not know how to write about women - very few of us did - because I thought that what men had written about women was the truth, was the true way to write about women. And I couldn't.”
- Ursula LeGuin, “The Fisherwoman’s Daughter”

someone make a new history series that's just reenacting every time in history colonizers got owned. an episode where captain cook gets murdered set to mama mia. a reenactment of the alamo but santa anna is the good guy and every time a slave owner gets killed it gets faster. custer's last stand but every time a white dude gets killed there's airhorns