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however there should be a rulebook to flip through between games

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i shouldn't have to flip through a rulebook as a player in a tabletop rpg

gender shitpost 

what are you? a witch

no I mean what’s your gender? arcane

no what’s in your pants? a powerful hex

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Establishing an SSH connection to the main cluster at at 2019年 12月 4日 水曜日 18:22:11 CET. ☀️ The thing about people who think they hate computers is that what they really hate is lousy programmers.

to be clear, any computer program is basically a curse inhabiting a silicon shell

Sending voice messages to tell people you love them? Good and cool imho

friend 1: cthulhu on sulu meme

friend 2: "dread cthulhu knows the value of setting phasers to fabulous"

friend 3: misreads it as 'dread pirate cthulhu'

us: we're not the dread pirate cthulhu. the real cthulhu has been retired many æons and sleeps in an eternal cuddle pile with her gfs at her house in r'lyeh

liberals love to look at cuba, a country with the highest literacy rate in the world, universal free medical care, universal housing, and a carbon neutral economy and say buhhh but the cars are old and the paint on the apartment buildings is chipping

any other... hr'm... late bloomers get nervous in queer spaces? like, i have lived most of my life trying to act in a straight-coded way, i do not know all the subtle signifiers or whatever, i do not know how to Be

One of my Twitter mutuals said this so I’ll say it here too: mocking people for using scripts for conversations or “sounding like robots” is ableist as fuck

'is the pope a bear' is, at first glance, a typical malaphor. but it's absolutely possible that the pope at some point in time would actually [i]be[/i] a bear. and that's hilarious to me

re: dysphoria-inducing words 

I was just temporarily overcome with dysphoria bc I read "boyv*g" in a positivity post

I wish other trans ppl would be a lil more careful with their language but thats probably too much to ask bc the assumption is that trans men only deal with chest dysphoria, I swear to god

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relationships, not healthy 

how to get me to crush on you

1. pay attention to me

2. aaaa stop that’s too much attention stop

3. why did you stop

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