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start ur day off right: say you'd eat a microphone and get called the cutest little chaos gremlin

*walks up to a queer couple* so which one of you is the weird blobby fish and which one is the really big crab

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@autistikai queer culture is a broad and diverse experience but centers itself on a core and that core is acceptance and self-reflection, so we're able to make light of our situation really well and it'll translate easily because most queer people can relate or know someone who can

I sometimes make queer jokes to cishets and they either get mad or just don't get them and it's so sad

why are there so many Absolutely Fcukign Excellent queer jokes??? why do we just. all have great senses of humour????? pls explain

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@velexiraptor ok but can we date the inevitable end of reality as humans are capable of perceiving it

there are so many cool genderfluid people out there who represent their genderfluidity in so many cool ways and we're fucking revelling in their existence rn

person we know: describing their polycule
us (in the same polycule): wow our polycules are so similar

yes, the official abbreviation for Seeking Mr Eaten's Name is SMEN. yes, we do pronounce it exactly the way you think. why do you ask

my new game has the perfect anti-piracy measure and it's the fact that it's named "game download torrent crack pirate piracy free online"

smen is a metaphor for [x]

[x] is a trans metaphor

they just go so well together!

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istg the sheer quantity of smen / trans memery that's possible to create is so frustrating when we know so few people who are immersed enough in both to have any idea what we're saying

i mean c'mon how're you gonna gender "the plague, but in a dapper suit"

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