Χίμαιρα corvids @autistikai@computerfairi.es

family is defined by love, not by blood

"It’s like your girlfriend wanting to keep your t-shirt, except she can kill you with magic later using that t-shirt"

really that just makes it hotter

guess what's back on its shapeshifting bullshit again

@flowless@myasstodon.xyz the nature of humanity is just that every so often someone reinvents the monty python's flying circus sketch "a man with three buttocks"

be honest: how many of us trans folx took, or at least seriously considered, the opportunity to make danger their middle name

u ever listen to a song n ur like "hm yes this is totally a kink thing"

Kais such a sucker for happy endings and Im NEVER gonna let em fuckin live it down

pirate queen is a valid gender-neutral title and should be treated as such

also? why can't people just say "i am sad" or "i am happy". it's. literally less effort than to say something completely unrelated with a relevant affect

get it? bc of the horns??

this is an incredibly tired joke but im' very proud of it

"communism is when everyone's in a polycule and the more polycules there are the more communist it is" —person we're currently flirting with

me: hm, i think i might be valid in my gender
my garbage cpu:

person: how old r u
us: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
person: ok when were u born
us: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
person: whats ur fuckin birthday then
us:
us:
kai: some nonse riddle that technically answers the question

ok this is....sort of spoilers for open sorcery? but

http://opensorcerygames.blogspot.com/2018/06/super-gay-techno-fire-lesbians.html

this....probably already describes a relationship i'm in. and also like....ofc it'd happen this way?? lov BEL/S & her fambly

basically it's just. good. but go play the h*ckin game. there's context. and also gay stuff

yell heah i'm on e

ok but seriously. what the actual fuck is it with queer folx and chairs. does Anybody have an explanation

absolutely fucking amazing how neurotypicals have managed to make "you should treat your child like an actual person" into a controversial statement and by amazing we mean horrifying

weird heuristic: if ur username has moth in it, ur into oneshot

so far this holds true for everyone we've met

tbqj (to be queerly jonest (jean honest))