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highly upset that mastodon doesn't offer any convenient method of blocking myself. am i supposed to acknowledge my own posts? bow to the whims of my mind? just deal with the fact that me says things and i have to see them? i already have to deal with me 24/7 irl why would i want to see my content online

me: meows at computer bc it's not paying attention to me
me:
me: i wonder why people keep comparing me to a cat

"joke's on you because i'm into that" is definitely one way to tell someone their threat failed

tbh? powermove

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the problem with being unable to sit still is sometimes you accidentally just stab yourself directly in the duct tape

"audiences loved her androgynous look"

so....they had taste? like, im pretty sure "bi woman who likes swordfighting and traditionally male clothing" describes....multiple people im dating

"ur pronouns taste like valid" is an absolutely excellent unorthodox compliment

hi just checking is our hair supposed to make dolphin noises at us

game: has options for playing as a witch or as a fairy
us:

historical wlw being famous poets makes a lot of sense when one considers how queer they're

like, seriously, lesbians waxing poetic abt literally every girl whose existence we're fkn Aware Of is. basically all of us

....hm. not sure if that was a good thing. but it was definitely a fae thing

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!