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"joke's on you because i'm into that" is definitely one way to tell someone their threat failed

tbh? powermove

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the problem with being unable to sit still is sometimes you accidentally just stab yourself directly in the duct tape

"audiences loved her androgynous look"

so....they had taste? like, im pretty sure "bi woman who likes swordfighting and traditionally male clothing" describes....multiple people im dating

"ur pronouns taste like valid" is an absolutely excellent unorthodox compliment

hi just checking is our hair supposed to make dolphin noises at us

game: has options for playing as a witch or as a fairy
us:

historical wlw being famous poets makes a lot of sense when one considers how queer they're

like, seriously, lesbians waxing poetic abt literally every girl whose existence we're fkn Aware Of is. basically all of us

....hm. not sure if that was a good thing. but it was definitely a fae thing

"It’s like your girlfriend wanting to keep your t-shirt, except she can kill you with magic later using that t-shirt"

really that just makes it hotter

@flowless@myasstodon.xyz the nature of humanity is just that every so often someone reinvents the monty python's flying circus sketch "a man with three buttocks"

be honest: how many of us trans folx took, or at least seriously considered, the opportunity to make danger their middle name

u ever listen to a song n ur like "hm yes this is totally a kink thing"

Kais such a sucker for happy endings and Im NEVER gonna let em fuckin live it down

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