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not ALL pre-creation divinities are malevolent. Some are very proud of you.

woah, cool map!

primordial divine being and world-source from\is a 'reality' where things didn't come into being. She is a loving aunt to other realities and is supportive of local gods freeing themselves from abusive primordial parents.

important #bird tips and tricks

@anke@social.scribblers.club @wigglytuffitout@elekk.xyz the thing the US doesn't want people to know is that it never stopped thinking eugenics is good, it just snuck it under the table so they could pretend they were The Good Guys All Along

what's that? you don't like food stamps?

they're proven to be one of the most powerful tools for economic stimulus. far more than tax refunds or the like. it's money that gets spent immediately into local economies. i think the figure i've heard is that for every dollar spent, you get 1.7 in return in economic activity. if that was a stock or bond to invest in, that would be one of the most amazing dividends on the market.

i could stand these motherfuckers a lot better if any of their resistances to things because of "b-b-but the budget!! the cost!!!!" actually held water

it actually... SAVES money to give the homeless housing. it is more efficient and is a better use of resources to do so.

preventative care is so much cheaper, every time, than everyone having access to only an ER for healthcare. by vast amounts. VAST!

It's considered rude to run around naked all the time.
Robots deserve sharp suits, too.

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W: https://weasyl.com/%7Ebalina/submissions/1871050/balina-suits-herself
FA: https://furaffinity.net/view/35016277/

*Mastodon user voice* I'm not a furry! I'm not a furry!! I just think they're cute but I'm not a furry!

whenever you hear me tall about a "monarch" its a 50/50 chance that the payoff is a cool enby character or a royal court staffed only by butterflies

I think you meant "edging out," AP 🤭

@ItsMorgan aside from wholesale stealing plot elements from whatever you happen to have like, read lately or what have you. you're doing exactly like every dm ever. it's just that the players always think this shit is the fucken bomb & i love them for it

other DMs: cool voicework. sound effects. interesting stories

me: kermit voice. yoda voice. other funny voices. the whole campaign is an excuse for a pun

Timetravelling Witch: "Spoiler: one of us is evil."
team mate: "is it you"
witch: "... spoiler, two of us are evil."

In the heart of Experience Pass you go down on Margarite, an honest ravengoth.

Look, i want to be a girl as much as the next guy,

@Soup_Official "average person swallows 7 soup bowls a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person swallows 0 soup bowls per year. Soupbowls Georg, who lives in a cave & swallows over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted