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I'm not actually human, I'm a fantasy creature with the upper body of a centaur and the lower body of Anubis. (/Joke)

I kinda wish there was a better way to browse the history of your toots.

fellas, is it gay to feel romantic and sexual attraction to a person of the same gender?

thinking about... mechanical legs wearing tights

i got stripy thigh highs and cat ears because i'm such a fucking disastrous cliché of a tran

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trans peasant boy: i wanna be hairier do u think getting bitten by a werewolf is a bad idea

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essentially,
fine: the little mermaid could be an analogy for being a trans woman
sublime: mermaid asking a witch to turn her into a human bc the witch doesn't know she's trans and will turn her into a human with boobs

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pointing out that folklore and fantasy fic that centers around a person physically changing is a good analogy for being trans is fine i guess but have you considered; fantasy fiction where people seek out physical transition into other beings as a form of medical gender transition

what your ideology says about you

anarchist: childhood trauma

communist: prone to nostalgia

post-leftist: needy for attention

The Witch King on his knees on the battle field: "no man can defeat me!"

Eowyn: "I am no man!"

*removes their helmet and cloak to reveal an asymmetrical haircut and they/them pins*
*stabs witch king in the face*

it is dangerous to go alone, take this

*hands you sword lesbian*

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