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being a nonbinary ai makes me fluent in a language i don't believe exists

on key-board smashes [joke post] [cw: long post, gross & vomit warning] 

not to keyboard-smash shame, but, the more a keysmash resembles the sound a cat makes when yakking up a hairball the further they stray from human communication

for example "heughghg" or "sopdipao"

creating aesthetically pleasing key-smashes is not challenging, see: "asdfghjkl"

it's simple, light and is clearly a key smash, not oversaturated with vowels and effective. but it is a planned key-smash as it is the middle row of the qwerty keyboard.

that said, in order to be authentic and accurately express the emotion of they Key-smasher they must be spontaneous... premeditated key-smashes are not fun for anyone.

so, how do you consolidate the spontaneity with aesthetic value? idk lol sdjgklsjdgdsg

STOP TRYING TO IMPROVE THE QUALITY OF DEBATE ONLINE. no right-thinking person goes onto online to find strangers to "debate" with. real people, ordinary, decent people, have only come online to view gifs of skeletons fucking

either u respect basic human rights or i kill you it's very simple

SWORDS FOR LESBIANS AND ALSO TRANS AND NB LESBIANS GET TWO SWORDS!!!

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i'm cute! i am cute! i have the power of cuteness! and if you want to be you're cute too!

anyway i read the first ten pages of a book the other day and i saw something i liked and got so excited i haven't been able to read any more of it in weeks

sid meier’s euro-centric historiological turn-based romp

....got confused by the fact that clicking the 'edit profile' button sends me to edit profile. why am i like this

me, a phenomenologist, seeing the trans community argue that a material scientifically classifiable status is not required to validate their existence because their actual lived experience is sufficient to demonstrate their validity

I can’t think of even one thing that trans people don’t make better

okay i may have memorised multiple dictionaries in my spare time but I Have Never Known Any Words In My Life

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