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tired: flirting with someone in DMs
wired: flirting with someone IRL
inspired: flirting with someone across the 3-5 different platforms and networks u share

food (mediterranean) 

when the ghosts of three dozen aunties appear in ur room like "you must be starving, eat something" and you have to tell them you ran out of olive oil

some facts about putting pronouns in profiles (247 words) 

- Some people put pronouns in their profiles.

- Some people get misgendered a lot when they don't put pronouns in their profile, and put pronouns in their profile so they get misgendered less.

- Some of those aforementioned people are trans people.

- Bigots like to pick out things that the subjects of their bigotry do as "weird" to justify their harassment and abuse.

- When cis members of a community put pronouns in their profiles, harassment for listing pronouns becomes less. Anti-trans bigots are more hesitant to do it because doing so feels less socially acceptable; pro-trans people are emboldened to speak out against any such harassment that does occur. Further, trans people feel safer putting pronouns in their profiles.

- Not every cis person is comfortable or safe putting pronouns in their profile. (Not every 'cis' person is cis.) For that matter, not every /trans/ person is comfortable or safe putting pronouns in their profile. For some people, it's a no-brainer to include them or not; for other people, it's a hard choice, and they're the only ones who can make that choice.

- We talk about putting pronouns in profiles because we want people who've never thought about it to realize that it's possible. We can't make a choice for them, but they can't make the choice if they don't know there's one to be made, or what they're choosing between ... so we talk about it.

i wonder if i'd be more productive if i followed really serious people. i mean, i don't want to test it i like the friends i've made & all but. i need to stop affecting all the emotions that make it hard to focus. i'm bad enough at focusing already

My partner sent me this and it has masto written all over it

legal - 

full name is too long to fit in the fields on legal forms, which means having to use physical copies and write things by hand, which means needing a dozen paper forms all in triplicate, which means both excessive waste and way too much spoons just to fill out the forms and now we gotta navigate the hell that is the local court on top of that. all of which could've been avoided if they'd had a decent character limit in these fields—some of them have a char limit of like. 52. why even

okay i may have memorised multiple dictionaries in my spare time but I Have Never Known Any Words In My Life

lifehack: make urself eternally horny forver by growing horns

when someone unintentially misinterprets a dead language for a joke and ur upset about the misunderstanding but you like the joke so it's just "this is wrong, here's why it's wrong, now do it wrong on purpose"

is this lewd? 

on the list of reasons i am definitely a bard irl: intimately familiar with the acoustics of my own ass

tired: dense tomes set in fantasy worlds with thousand-page lorebooks, centered grand world-shaking events that will forever alter the course of history
wired: fluffy gay realistic slice of life romance fiction

wait wait let me start HRT and redo my introductions post.

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Computer Fairies is a Mastodon instance that aims to be as queer, friendly and furry as possible. We welcome all kinds of computer fairies!