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lewd joke 

do ya just have to get a friend with a stopwatch and a dick to choke on for this or what

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....what do you even do if you max out the values on the lung capacity test like. how do you get a precise measurement

re: leftvalues results 

i'm trying to figure out which options they think are internationalist here bc like. i've been retaking the test to experiment with and i'm pretty sure one of the questions answering that you think individual groups Should separate and do their own thing makes you More Internationalist somehow

but i still can't get past 90ish% so what else is missing here

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leftvalues results 

the label they gave me for this doesn't quite fit imo but i think that's because their system prioritises the different aspects for you. i can't tell them e.g. "yeah i'm decentralist but internationalism is more important to me" or what have you

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leftvalues results 

yeah ok the fact that I Literally Reject The Concept Of Nations makes me more nationalist on this quiz because all their questions are structured like the nation is an agreed-upon consensus. That Makes Sense

otherwise it seems....relatively ok results, i guess? the neutrality on scientific vs utopian makes sense since i don't believe those ideals are at odds, and not being wholly aligned to most ideologies fits my willingness to do whatever i can tell will help people

"foreign officials have no right to dictate policy in another country"

how am i supposed to agree or disagree with this statement when that requires me to not reject the false constructs it's based in

so many of the questions on this leftvalues thing don't make sense. "bureaucracy and inefficiency are inherent...." no, inefficiency is inherent in the western-style bureaucracies not like. the actually well-designed ones

oh yeah also i big happy bc i got an unprompted gift of a handmade charm representing a finnish pagan deity

from one of the mayb five people i know who are aware that finnish religion isn't nordic religion

i just received a package someone sent me a month ago. the return address, the location the package is from, and the location the stamps are from are all different places

subtooting myself again 

you do realise that when someone is older than most people that Doesn't make them a baby right

right

also ursula k le guin's The Left Hand of Darkness is in their hall of fame. which is very much unsurprising, because it's ursula k le guin. but also given there's literally no white people in the book i feel like that's a good sign in terms of inclusivity here

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hjgfdghjg ok i'm looking at the list of titles awarded and:
2003, Queer Fear II
2007, The Future Is Queer

gotta say these titles are Big Mood yo

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[from wikipedia] "The Gaylactic Spectrum Awards (1999–present) are given to works of science fiction, fantasy and horror that explore LGBT (lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender) topics in a positive way."

ok so i think i just found myself a new reading list. and also an aspiration as a writer

A horse walks into a bar. The bar tender says "Hey." The horse says "Sure."

food 

store nearby has coconut-milk-based ice cream. tried it. turns out chocolate ice cream made from coconut milk is exactly the same as chocolate coconut ice cream, just without all those pesky lactose

@autistikai 🎶 pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles make me feel good🎶

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