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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
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DOCTOR, GREETING ME AFTER I WAKE UP FROM A 20 YEAR COMA: Welcome sir, you've been in a coma for 20 years after you fell down 50 flights of stairs into a bomb factory. We've had to do massive prosthesis work on you to keep you alive
ME, LOOKING DOWN TO SEE THE LEFT HALF OF ME IS ALL METAL: Ah fuck this rules doesn't it?
DOCTOR, LOOKING AT HIS CLIPBOARD AND BACK TO ME: It extremely does sir
meds, complain
ok so i have a handful of things i need to take at about the same time every day and some of them it's like "don't touch this if ur not eating" and some it's like "don't even think about this if there's food near you" and i really don't get why they can't have some kind of system to make this not happen. given the medications themselves are standardised already it shouldn't be gorram hard
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@BestGirlGrace Pubic library
anyway i've apparently gotten like. unintentionally involved in making a workspace more trans-friendly. not, to be clear, a workspace i'm at all part of
like i literally walked in earlier today and was like "hey you could improve some of these things" and they. friggin. actually called me to follow up on it
no idea how i got here but im doin a good so i aint complain
jghfdsfghj i made a joke abt subtooting myself and then it turns out Actually Thats A Thing I Do Now
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[int. board room, we're all wearing high powered business suits]
Me: "I hope we can come to an... agreement"
[I slide you a slip of paper with "PLEASE BE NICE TO ME" written on it]
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The thing about Dorian Gray jokes is they honestly never get old
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i hate that nazis can just adopt whatever imagery they like and ruin it for everyone else forever
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Polyarmoury
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im honestly livid that ive never heard of large native cities like cahokia and junk bigger than the giza pyramids like monks mound until now.
what's even worse is my mom is from illinois and she certainly STILL doesnt know about it.. i wanna cry. white genocide when???
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on june twenty first, two thousand seventeen, a user by the name of rock legend ninety six uploaded a video where he successfully installed arch linux in fourteen minutes and twelve seconds. and so began the arch linux speedrunning community
growing an extra hand every time you say "on the other hand" both to illustrate your point and to look incredibly sexy
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needles, fae, historical ableism
yet another piece of evidence to suggest the fae are an old description of neurodiverse folks:
you know the iron allergy thing? yeah well turns out there's a specific chemical where a deficiency of it is associated with being abnormally sensitive to needles—specifically the physical sensation (and probably not just needles; that's just what got tested)
and of the groups of people tested, autistic folx were by far the most likely to produce an antibody for it
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I'm suddenly reminded of the guy on Mastodon who, without an introduction or anything, offered me a kiln... I said mate I'm not sure if I have any use for a kiln he said it's for free but you need to get it yourself because I don't have a car I said DUDE I DON'T EVEN LIVE IN THE UK so he was like DO YOU WANT THE KILN OR NOT
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in a more ideal world i would have horns and sharp fangs
subtoot
is fundamentally a hilarious word. like, the first thing that comes to mind is a sub tooting, y'know? and then i think of a sub tooting, and then a sub tooting, and then a sub tooting, and Then i get to the actual meaning of the word
get you the kind of friend who, seeing you for the first time since you started transitioning:
• lets out an excited gasp,
• runs toward you,
• offers you a hug,
• and compliments your skirt
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
