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- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
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a while ago i figured out how to overclock my gender, so it runs with higher performance
now im like 120-130% girl
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@autistikai "if you can't make your own gender, store bought is fine"
plural
tbh the best evidence we're actually a plural system is just the fact that if i was left to my own devices all our names would've been horrible, horrible puns
re: very bad, don't read
i'm so sorry, anyone who read this
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@autistikai I like taking big triple A brand genders and hacking them into my own little thing
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@autistikai making a gender out of screams and a paper bag full of air that was produced by the screaming
cannibalism, very bad, don't read, i thought this was interesting but i regret knowing it, will probably ruin your appetite
if you ever wanted to know why some cultures consider pork an unclean meat, here's one piece of the puzzle:
barbecued pork, excluding the spices involved, smells exactly like burning human flesh
the gender binary is a scam there's no reason to buy the big-name genders when you can make your own at home
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@lesbianBot "lesbians, what is your wisdom?"
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current gender: exhaustion, but it keeps getting faster
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@anarchiv writing a paper, or as i like to call it, a rant with sources,
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*sees art of buff girl* hhhh i'm gay
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king: a gendered term. i'm not a boy so i can't be king
king shit of fuck mountain: not gendered. i am absolutely king shit of fuck mountain
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saying that the goal of a trans experience is to be stealth is not only laughably binary thinking but also ignores the history of queer identity. queer and trans people have always fought to be radically visible. liberation happens not when we are able to pass unseen, but when we are seen, acknowledged, and welcomed.
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projecting a massive holographic middle finger to all the haters who say i can't just use this gender i found on the sidewalk
i'ts a perfectly good gender and who cares if it's a little dirty, i wasn't gonna eat it anyway (i probably will eat it)
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Transition goal: ablative blast shielding
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"humans use 12% of their brain" fake, boring
"CPUs use 12% of their cycles" actually a major problem in computer hardware
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Outside a bakery in Zhuzhou you fight Mary Poque, a depressed techno-pagan.
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"gay wights!" i say
"haha yeah gay rights" you respond, misunderstanding the situation as a hoard of ghost twinks beset upon you
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The gender of the day is a skeletal angel in a graveyard.
- Faery?
- yes
- Robot?
- yes
- Gender?
- no
- Gender?
- oh okay sure we'll take a few
a bug, not a feature.
Genderless* cyberfae & co. at your service
assigned adult by the inexorable passage of time
don't use he/him or she/her pronouns for any of us without express permission
note that if we ever make you uncomfortable in any way please tell us so we know to stop. we're not always good at figuring these things out on our own
Joined Jun 2019
