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Sony Pictures CEO Wants To Remake #ThePrincessBride and #CaryElwes Has The Perfect Response ...

Cary WINS THE WHOLE DAMN INTERNET today.

gotta say, i love how english is such a horrible excuse for a language that deliberately ignoring half the rules of it still results in something that communicates just as effectively

Dr Hannah Fry has joined calls for a Hippocratic oath for tech & maths specialists.

"The issue has become urgent now that researchers are building systems that gather and sell personal data, exploit human frailties, and take on life-or-death decisions."

theguardian.com/science/2019/a

I am personally very offended by the trans programmer catgirl stereotype. How dare they make fun of my girlfriend

Fairies are good, fairies are great
Fairies are certainly never once straight

Arts and sciences are branches of the same tree.

honestly if u want me to like a fiction just. take the collected works of ursula k le guin, smush it all together, and make it Even More Queer

but like, seriously. her fantasy & s.f. is:
• feminist
• primarily or entirely nonwhite characters
• no nations, no borders, no capitalism
• cool magic and/or space stuff
• oh yeah it's already got queer characters

also shes just Good At Writan im lov the worlds & suchlike

also this is probably the most minmaxed way you could possibly propose to me, as a note

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shoutout to that one rando who was in the same orchestra as me once and, for no apparent reason, as we were prepping in advance of a performance, was like "hey check this out", got down on one knee, and rolled their sock down to reveal they had a knife. to this day i have no idea why they thought it was a good idea to show me this

It was raining cats and dogs the other day. I almost stepped in a poodle.

no i have never seen this show nor do i have any interest in what the ships are actually like

im just here to be called tf out ok leave me alone

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current gendr: deciding what ships you like based on what the "what your favourite ship says about you" series says about people who ship it

haha this is ya enby ida here, reminding you that this is the age of sin. reject the order of creation. revel in the annihilation of man as the image of god. destroy. plot designs of death. disfigure the face of man and woman. and always make sure to stay hydrated

there are 4 genders:

-witch
-devil
-winged victory
-valkyrie

"you don't understand people who say they wouldn't date their best friend. like, aren't you best friends with them for a reason?"

who tf authorised this callout post aimed directly at my heart

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