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"Lo, you need to focus on commissions."

"Hrrnnggg, commissions?"

"When a furry wants to get more art of their fursona, they seek out an artist and pay them in exchange for making art."

"Hrnngggggggrrrgngnngngng, sona?"

"A fursona, a form of proxy persona through which a person represent themselves. Proxy personas date back far into ancient history, and come in a variety of forms, such as

shadowrun, lewdish shitposting 

good news, everyone: you're allowed to install cybernetic breast implants and genitalia on your cybernetics without any regard for what's supposed to go where

anyway time to make a character whose cyberarm is just. fifteen dildos

'Mr. Dente' was my father.

Please, call me Al.

i, uh....i have officially reached the bad part of this fandom. idek how to find what im looking for without pulling up results that absolutely disgust me here

the fact im deliberately looking up something i personally find disgusting Might Be Related, but i need answers ok

allewdsion 

speaking as a bard....honestly you're probably understating it

Hat Kid and The Doctor:
* Both have a time traveling spaceship
* Neither addressed by their name
* Both human-looking aliens
* Both highly eccentric
* Both annoy the shit out of everyone but somehow end up befriending them
* Both puzzle solving geniuses
* Both have a nice hat

cannibalism and/or lewd, misandry 

just saw the sentence "all men are pigs, and i'm in the mood for bacon" and i Really can't tell why someone would've used that as an attempt to flirt with people

shadowrun 

rather amused that the character i immediately got attached to, like. before even really finding out anything about any of them, is:
• cat-themed girl
• hacker
• fantasy autism
• very vocal about mistreatment of [fantasy neurodiverse] people

i mean, really, she could've been half the people i know. and when the only thing i knew about any of them was their usernames, i instinctively was like "that one. that one's my people". it's perfect

tired: AI umpires

wired: AI empires

*resumes playing Stellaris*

The whole "idealistic, ambitious young man with skills" thing really only works well for white dudes.

When you're black it usually just gets you fired.

The South isn’t some endless wasteland of hyperconservative hicks. It’s large swathes of marginalized and often very radical people being repressed by far-right States which perpetuate themselves by disenfranchising most of their subjects.

shadowrun, aba, -- 

i'm rereading some sr5e books and the discussion on cranial shields (kc66) hit way too hard. like, if the analogy to aba wasn't deliberate, i would legitimately be shocked. it's explicitly a """cure""" to children who approach the world differently from normal

and i was not at all prepared to read that, especially given how popular aba is in the real world despite literally being child abuse. so that's my mental health ruined for the day

anyway, fair warning if you didnt know

when people say they don't like when lgbt people "make it their entire personality", what they mean is, they don't like when they have to see and think about lgbt stuff that often

In this house we DO punish toxic masculinity and its culture and norms

but we DON'T punish masculinity itself or masculine traits! >:3c

#BOFH excuse #69:

knot in cables caused data stream to become twisted and kinked

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