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higher ed, fuck ICE, they're really going beyond to be awful 

Detroit Free Press reports -- ICE set up a fake university in Michigan. They got it on the DHS website. They solicited international students. They then arrested and deported the students because they were attending a fake university (these do exist and can be used to get green cards BUT...)

...they literally brought people to this country under false pretenses and then deported them.

freep.com/story/news/local/mic

A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender “I’ll have a Scotch and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coke thank you”.

“Sure thing” the bartender replies and asks “but what’s with the big pause?”

The panda holds up his hands and says “I was born with them”

Reminder that I have three short story zines. Each one with an original story and its Spanish translation.

They're pay what you can; it is very much ok to download them for free specially if you're trans as well. What matters most to me is that people read my work. You can always pay me after you read them ;3

Check em out!! And spread em around.

gumroad.com/transFaerie

#transLit #literature #writing #scifi #fantasy #specfic #trans #art #satan

here's some Homelessness Myths, courtesy of The Onion: (cw: drug) 

Myth: it's expensive to house the homeless.
Fact: our prison system is quite profitable.

Myth: the homeless spend their money on drugs and alcohol.
Fact: you also do that.

Myth: the homeless are lazy and a drain on the economy.
Fact: you're thinking of billionaires.

Myth: the homeless community can help take care of each other.
Fact: if that's what helps you sleep at night.

i mean c'mon how're you gonna gender "the plague, but in a dapper suit"

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seeing someone in like. a suit and plague doctor mask, and like? transition goals

LISTEN, bio might say I'm gay and experimenting

I heard this today and I felt it. "White people, no one is asking you to apologize for your ancestors. We are asking you to dismantle the systems they built and you maintain." - yoliwriter on :birdsite:

what's next?! french fries aren't made out of french people?!?!?!?!

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starting to think my view that 'i wouldnt be tired if i just motivated myself to not be tired', something ive been led to believe throughout my entire adult life, might be,, not right, ,,

Honestly fucked that transit doesn't mean "to trans something."

only 90s kids will remember last thursday

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Yeah, sure, there's no problem playing "baby it's cold outside" every christmas because "it was a product of its time" but if I go around singing "let's get a few people tied up in trees and sacrifice them to odin this midwinter solstice" which was an incredibly popular song at the time (if a lot more pithy in the original ancient norse) then I get chucked out of lidl

"baby it's cold outside" 

I don't care if it was a product of its time, she literally says "the answer is no" and he keeps going anyway, we have exited any putative era where that was acceptable

how to make any isekai good: make the protagonist a girl. its good now. even better if its trans girl wish fulfilment

friends couldn't find an autistic transbian flag so we hacked something together real quick

lesbiab flirting is just u stand still and say “im gay” until someone says “lets b gay together”

don’t let me on your shadowrun team i will trip and knock over the candles in your summoning circle while i’m trying to reach the outlet under the desk to get my cyberdeck jacked in

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