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magic items that 'detect evil' and are extra powerful against 'evil' and so on

except 'evil' is measured according to the wielder's alignment system

insisting I'm 'your uncle' and trying to be supportive to every single AI created by another human being.

@Aleums the only surefire way to know if you're a lesbian is to be told by another lesbian that you are not a lesbian and have it hurt your feelings

Gender euphoria is when you finally put on freshly washed oversized hoodie and baggy sweatpants after a long trip, instead of going Outside in Human Clothes.
Right?

I speak for the trees 

The trees say fuck you

When the rwby trailers came out I thought they were masterpieces and I wanted to cosplay Ruby but then the actual show came out and I got through three or four episodes and was so disappointed I couldn’t keep going

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Look, i'm shitting on edgelord assimilationists, robot kinnies and people who are sexually attracted to computers are clearly not my target here.

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Computer-fuckers: Transhumanism is so cool. Cyberpunk is real life, we need to embrace the transhumanist future!
Trans people, kinnies, disabled people:
Computer-fuckers: ew! No not like that!! I want to upload my mind into a robot, is all.

I made the mistake of clicking on a "lesbian flag discourse" tumblr link and a rendering glitch accurately captured my experience reading the posts

girls are pretty and im gay
i wanna give affection n love ;w;

the sellspell who charges her adventuring party by the spellslot calls herself a "reverse philosophers stone". Turns gold into explosions

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and also im going to mom the shit out of the first true, conscious AI and no one can stop me

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like all women of culture, i use my tongue as a lizard would, to mlem the cheesy popcorn out of the bowl without dirtying my delicate hands

"Fedi? Oh it's this really cool Twitter alternative for trans girls"

Privileged people have like a list of things they know is offensive and 0 awareness of context huh,,,

tieflin' sneaking off in the middle of the night and everyone think she's getting up to no good but she just needs to reshoe her hooves.

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