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the nonbinary thing of using the word 'gender' instead of 'mood' is so frkicen beautiful im lov

Did you know? All animals are gay? All of them. Every single one.

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If it weren't for the Satanic panic, D&D would probably be pushed on parents as an educational game where you LEARN as you PLAY.

And not insignificantly, people use Schrodinger's irony to get away with shit online. A lot of stuff is a joke until it isn't, and a lot of the time it's half-true anyway. Your "ha ha just kidding amirite" is another person's plausible deniability.

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If you're going to mock by impersonation, you have to do it in a way that isn't just asking that people put up with stuff they're already tired of. It's worth remembering, especially online where you could easily come off as just another obnoxious rando.

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Do you ever just look at a pretty girl and instantly die from how gorgeous she is?

Soundcloud Alternatives 

Right now, Audius and Metapop seems to be good alternatives to migrate to. Here I am in those platforms:

metapop.com/valerie-grimaude-v
audius.co/freyamanibrandr

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I gave somebody water. There will be no sympathy from me.

— Unib Dumatgan, broker

Yeah well uh I know an "e-girl" who had twelve "reply guys" & his name was Jesus Christ

One of my favorite things about English is that putting the word "skin" in front of almost any noun results in various degrees of horror.

Skin remote.
Skin taxes.
Skin Macedonia.
Skin salad.
Skin butterfly.

Try it at home :)

Mastodon has too many fucking hot people on it. biggest drawback of this website.

One reason why plural gatekeeping is flawed as heck. 

My plural stuff can be summed up as I have too much ASD to be diagnosed and not enough disorder to have DID. But I clearly have trauma and plural.

In short, this is one of the reasons why ‘you need to have X type of plurality to be valid’ is shitty bc weird edge cases like me are invalidated.

Despite being a traumagenic system I can’t get a DID diagnosis and don’t fit the criteria quite.

self-promo, UK politics, sarcastic, resending because the link was broken first time 

As promised: my latest EP, Lies Dying, has just been released! I would like to thank @Fidgetcetera for providing the cover image, and our hard-working politicians for providing the inspiration and samples. loosechangeling.bandcamp.com/a

Chronic pain / pain meds / things not to say 

If someone mentions their chronic pain, please don’t say ‘have you taken painkillers?’

Because

A. We have. We’re still in pain.

B. We haven’t but can’t rn for some reason.

C. We can’t take painkillers.

Unless you know someone very well and that they appreciate being reminded it’s an option it’s kinda not a good thing to ask.

Plural people referring to fronting as "piloting the meat mech" will always be the funniest thing to me

What do you call a group of disorganized cats? A cat-tastrophe.

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