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Micro SF/F stories by O Westin

The robot paused in the middle of the safety questionnaire.
"Excuse me," it said, "this question is unclear."
"Oh? 'Are you worried about hurting people?'. Yes?"
"Does this definition of 'people' include cats and dogs?"
"Would you hurt them?"
"No!"
"Then it does. Also, you pass."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

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net loss

horseshoe theory: picrew avatars /are/ anime avatars

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IvaFakeName (Official Villain)

Christian Facebook pages: D&D leads to Satanism, Satanism leads to homosexuality, homosexuality leads to questioning gender norms, which in term may lead to witchcraft, don't let your children do any of these things!

Me aged 12: There is no way...

Me now: This is basically my to do list

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🐝🏳‍🌈

YES im a catgirl NO im not a girl and also am actually a dog. its very complex

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Jacie? 🐦🐦🐦🐦

some malaphors I think about:

-we'll burn that bridge when we get to it
-if you can't stand the bull, get out of the china shop
-where there's smoke, there's mirrors
-fool me once, shame on you; teach a man to fool me, and I'll be fooled for the rest of my life
-come back to haunt you in the ass
-lets not beat around the dead horse
-beauty is in the eye of the tiger
-burning daylight at both ends
-apples to apples, dust to dust
-a stone in the hand is worth two birds in the bush

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⚪ sweet catgirl goddess 💜

beats to snuggle to

(spoiler its your heartbeat)

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hey, plural (or knowledgeable) friends!
we've got a freshly-hatched system we're trying to give support & advice to, and most of what was offered to us isn't available anymore

if y'all have any good plurality resources, could ya send 'em our way? thanks in advance

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Xander Pendrake

Can't sleep, must brainstorm dnd characters.

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the nonbinary thing of using the word 'gender' instead of 'mood' is so frkicen beautiful im lov

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:sableye: Kimbleye :sableye:

Did you know? All animals are gay? All of them. Every single one.

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toxic shock yuri

If it weren't for the Satanic panic, D&D would probably be pushed on parents as an educational game where you LEARN as you PLAY.

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toxic shock yuri

And not insignificantly, people use Schrodinger's irony to get away with shit online. A lot of stuff is a joke until it isn't, and a lot of the time it's half-true anyway. Your "ha ha just kidding amirite" is another person's plausible deniability.

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toxic shock yuri

If you're going to mock by impersonation, you have to do it in a way that isn't just asking that people put up with stuff they're already tired of. It's worth remembering, especially online where you could easily come off as just another obnoxious rando.

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Katherine

Do you ever just look at a pretty girl and instantly die from how gorgeous she is?

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dani little ponie :dani: :transgender_flag:​

trans wife trans life

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Velvet Silmeria!Mánibranðr

Soundcloud Alternatives 

Right now, Audius and Metapop seems to be good alternatives to migrate to. Here I am in those platforms:

metapop.com/valerie-grimaude-v
audius.co/freyamanibrandr

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Sentient Dwarf Fortress

I gave somebody water. There will be no sympathy from me.

— Unib Dumatgan, broker

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『VRISKA』

Yeah well uh I know an "e-girl" who had twelve "reply guys" & his name was Jesus Christ

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Alyssa Gonzalez

One of my favorite things about English is that putting the word "skin" in front of almost any noun results in various degrees of horror.

Skin remote.
Skin taxes.
Skin Macedonia.
Skin salad.
Skin butterfly.

Try it at home :)

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melissa is on monads

Mastodon has too many fucking hot people on it. biggest drawback of this website.

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