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Every time we fuck, we win

Just looked up the bios of the Trans Siberian orchestra and let’s just say that I am *very* disappointed.

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Sid

ableism and minimum wage 

So the state of Alaska decided to make it against the law to pay disabled folks less than minimum wage. There's a couple other states that did so as well. Maryland is one. In most states, disabled people can legally be paid below minimum wage

I was posting about this one and some guy who claimed to work with disabled people said "it's not about the money. If these people lose jobs because of this, they're going to lose the only socialization they have."

This seems like bullshit to me, no?

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queer status updates

Queer update: I'm liberatingly and quietly queer.

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genderbot

Today's gender is determined and grateful.

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evilhat.com/home/thirsty-sword

thirsty sword lesbians, playtest ttrpg. self-explanatory. most of you are interested.

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lexi (radtown forever 2021)

however there should be a rulebook to flip through between games

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lexi (radtown forever 2021)

i shouldn't have to flip through a rulebook as a player in a tabletop rpg

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volper thinger

gender shitpost 

what are you? a witch

no I mean what’s your gender? arcane

no what’s in your pants? a powerful hex

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Amaterasu ☀️

Establishing an SSH connection to the main cluster at at 2019年 12月 4日 水曜日 18:22:11 CET. ☀️ The thing about people who think they hate computers is that what they really hate is lousy programmers.

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lexi (radtown forever 2021)

im actually too gay to live in a society, sorry

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TEETHTEETHTEETH

to be clear, any computer program is basically a curse inhabiting a silicon shell

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ten million explosions

Sending voice messages to tell people you love them? Good and cool imho

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friend 1: cthulhu on sulu meme

friend 2: "dread cthulhu knows the value of setting phasers to fabulous"

friend 3: misreads it as 'dread pirate cthulhu'

us: we're not the dread pirate cthulhu. the real cthulhu has been retired many æons and sleeps in an eternal cuddle pile with her gfs at her house in r'lyeh

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dankwraith

liberals love to look at cuba, a country with the highest literacy rate in the world, universal free medical care, universal housing, and a carbon neutral economy and say buhhh but the cars are old and the paint on the apartment buildings is chipping

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professors tricias

any other... hr'm... late bloomers get nervous in queer spaces? like, i have lived most of my life trying to act in a straight-coded way, i do not know all the subtle signifiers or whatever, i do not know how to Be

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Radtown Forever

Oh no

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Mikael :mlm_vampfox: :Mlm_vamp_enby_crossbow:​ :puzzle:

One of my Twitter mutuals said this so I’ll say it here too: mocking people for using scripts for conversations or “sounding like robots” is ableist as fuck

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Dongle Goblin :not_verified: :demiboy_flag:​
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Ellie
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'is the pope a bear' is, at first glance, a typical malaphor. but it's absolutely possible that the pope at some point in time would actually [i]be[/i] a bear. and that's hilarious to me

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