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like the chinese calendar has year of the <creature> and it changes every year we should have a fediverse year of the <fursona>

like year of the bunny, year of the cat, year of the eldritch abomination from beyond the stars, year of the octopus, etc.

In the future mankind's soul is no longer anchored by gravity as they've become free to explore deep space.

This mainly shows as people becoming disaster queers and abandoning gender left right and right. The best space pilot wizard swordwielder is a genderless robot whose sidekick identifies as a fuzzy cube.

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Jews have been in the new decade for the past three months. Get it together, goyim!

really feeling the "me: *useless gay mode engaged*" vibes rn

modern STEM education has created an army of naive computer scientists that know how to apply processes to data but are completely oblivious to the philosophical implications and criticisms of their work

brain just smushed 'pardon my french' and that nb gender means mood thing together

"They took great credit for the invention of us without considering for a moment that we invented ourselves."

rereading magic story and holy shit this line
magic.wizards.com/en/articles/

cuteness levels are holding at 68%

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really feeling the "me: *useless gay mode engaged*" vibes rn

Broke: Actually, workers' rights violations are bad for the economy

Woke: Workers' rights violations are bad for the worker, and that is the only argument that should fucking matter

yeah im aromantic it means i dont get crushes and also smell real nice

me, upon seeing two things that are vaguely alike: please tag your twinning kink

other people using a label you use, does not affect you. labels are personal, and only personal. there is no such thing as a universal shared experience.

Lesbian discourse, I think? 

I have no idea what's going on with Discourse™ right now, but to my drunk, sleep deprived brain, a lot of it comes across as a direct attack on people like me. Like, am I not a lesbian because I'm dating a non-binary person? Are they not a lesbian because they're non-binary? Or are they not a lesbian because they're dating a trans woman? Where's that line, exactly?

I'm attracted primarily to women and non-binary people. I have some attraction to men, but the bar for trusting them enough to date them is pretty fucking high. So I call myself a lesbian even though bisexual might be technically more accurate, but it doesn't convey the truth as much as lesbian. So what, am I not allowed to call myself that?

tiny BDSM safeword PSA to dominants 

did you know, sometimes the domme needs to say the safeword? did you know, as a domme, you're allowed to use the safeword? did you know that it's important for you to feel safe and have a good time too?

you're allowed to stop the scene if things are going in a direction that makes you scared or uncomfortable. as a domme you also have limits, and your goal shouldn't be please the submissive to the exclusion of your own pleasure or comfort.

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