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@red @djsundog Your regularly scheduled reminder that the word was created as part of a satire meant to point out that it was a horrible idea that enshrines privilege. So you’re going even more right than you might think and the techbros who think this is a good thing are even more wrong.

‘meritocracy’ is a shit idea bc people don’t have equal access to ‘merit’

‘merit’ is an intangible quality that straight white dudes are basically assumed to have and that everyone else might possibly obtain with enough time and resources

bc we are not starting from a place of equality, ‘meritocracy’ results in gatekeeping and perpetuated exclusion out-group individuals

a better idea: people collaborate and support each other to mutually achieve individual *and* collective goals

After exhaustive research, I have created a flow chart showing the progression of philosophy over the last 3000 years.

achieve maximum genderfuck by actually seducing the concept of gender

:ablobreach:​ is a flapping emoji now and there's nothing you can do about it :autism:

I do wanna let the players be cryptids, though. What's the point of working at the secret government whatever if you can't be a cute cognitohazard

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We could do this heist blindfolded, but then we'd miss exchanging knowing glances and admiring each other in motion, the sheer awe at watching an expert work and, you know, just bein' gay for each other

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fellas, is it gay to kiss your second in command, twirl her around, let her hang from your arm, each drawing weapons from the other's body in a single, smooth motion as we make our last stand?

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@rockario Forcing the supervillain to interrupt her gay monologue to clarify that "her right hand" is the super gay lady with the sword, and not the actual gloved right hand is a pretty good bit, tbh.

you know, scooping up your stylish, powerful second in command and doing a kiss while you pull the lever or snap your fingers. The explosion reaches its peak behind you the instant you lock lips.

This year's christmas card is gonna rule.

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they're not my favorite kind of footwear so I renamed that "boot" directory to "sneaker". much more comfortable. anyway why won't my computer turn on??

i'm normally gendersuperfluid, but if you introduce flirting to the system, i undergo spontaneous symmetry breaking and fall into a genderviscous state with locally minimal heterosexuality

the secret to a healthy polyamourous relationship is communism

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