Χίμαιρα corvids @autistikai@computerfairi.es

coming summer 2020: Sarcophaguses & Succubi. your elite team of hellsluts must break into one of the twenty included tombs, survive the monsters, find the treasure, and get out again. but there's a twist: maintaining the appropriate level of professional workplace sexual behavior for succubi (far too much), while accomplishing your own secret party-member-specific tasks, and not getting so distracted by ass-grabbing and dominance games that all four of you get flattened by a boulder.

everybody always swoons over a supermoon

but what of the oft neglected submoon

​ As you can see on Figure 3, our models predict a 30% growth in average cuddles-per-week over the next quarter following a hypothetical merger between our polycules, with only a marginal increase in social effort if the proposed schedule of double-dates is followed. I believe this would be mutually beneficial for all parties involved

The best games are those that allow more paths to play than just blowing everything up.

This replays in my head over and over from time to time

I'm in my 30s 😭

love having labels that accurately but insufficiently describe me

the thing that i am cannot be described, but the act of describing empowers me to discover and make more real what falls outside that description

@autistikai my gender is April 20th 1969 at 4:20pm

"Aren't you supposed to be a man?!"
*Transes gender* no.

temperature levels are currently severe

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ah yes, the year of linux on the desktop on the phone

@DissidentKitty @steviemcfly pizza rat steals pizza to survive and is a comrade. mayor pete eats pizza to fuel his CIA-funded campaign. smh horseshoe theory strikes again