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9th level spell slut

is focus really what i imagine it’s like? like, i know that NTs still have problems doing things they don’t want, but the ability for someone to go ‘i want to do this thing, therefore i will go and do it’ is just so fucking outside my cognitive model

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Emily, née Eve

[Dracula at the blood donation drive]

nurse: Have you ever had any sexual contact with a man?

Dracula: What is a man?!

nurse, sighing heavily: Sorry, sir. Have you ever had any sexual contact with a miserable little pile of secrets?

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kew

daily reminder that any idea you have of what a non-binary person ought to look like is incorrect

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jack the pumpkin quing

i like that it's becoming very common knowledge that numbers above a million actually can't be understood properly by humans. they can be contextualized, and we can do meaningful things with them, but people are starting to really understand that billionaires didn't earn their money

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✨Soff✨ Mawr :dragnwitch:

Hey #MastoAdmin and friends of server admins, have you checked up on your friends' instances lately? :blobwhoa:

The recent LetsEncrypt bug has caused a lot of instances to suddenly have invalid certificates over the past few days.
community.letsencrypt.org/t/20

It's causing lots of instances to drop off the fediverse, and a storm of delays in the back-end, so if your timelines seem slow, that's probably why.

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claire, lesbnyans~ 💜⚸

what's the best email provider these days? i'd rather not use gmail anymore

boosts appreciated

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Gwenfar Dewines Planhigion

Does anyone know of a website that lists ableist language, and suggested alternatives?

#Ableism

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b! 🔮

corona pandemic 

@maloki @emsenn It's genuinely great that one positive outcome of this crisis is that it'll help stress test digital infrastructure that can help you interact with the world on your own terms instead of those of an institutionally ableist society.

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Lyds, (gender) envy demon

is there wife on mars?

"depends how do you feel about rovers?"

*excited gasp*

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people are places

asking for accessible games 

hey folks a friend of ours is looking for online accessible multiplayer games to play with a deaf friend he can't see bc we're all stuck at home

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everybody's favorite gay epileptic ringtail

wlw instance with a character limit of 8008135

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who is morgan

sleep, my friend, and dream of large robots

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TEETHTEETHTEETH

Sir, this is my technical support lesbian

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Efi (nap pet) 🦊💤

rogue: I check for traps
dm: the passage is booby trapped
lesbian: advance

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Superposition of Eigenellies
@VyrCossont @astraluma @velexiraptor
hostile telepath: "we have the information you requested, Commander. The Ellie cluster operates in a similar mode to us, and we got what we needed without a struggle."
commander: "great! quick, let us know what her plan is before it's too late."
hostile telepath: "ummm... that is, not possible, sir. we are sorry, but- we now realize that we cannot adequately express it as language, and if we attempted to connect to you telepathically, we would very likely break you with the insight."
commander: "nonsense. just do your best to put it into words."
hostile telepath: "...very well. █████'s radiance is εternal. Wè can seē the ocean. There exists an oçean. There exists an ocean. There əxists an øcean. The radiance burns the water. The radiance burns the sand. The radiance is an emanation of energy. There exists an ocean. We considered ourselves to be a powerful culture."
commander: "...but what is her plan?"
hostile telepath: "that was it. we are sorry."
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Vyr Cossont
@astraluma @velexiraptor consider: neurodiverse telepaths
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Vyr Cossont
@velexiraptor

hostile telepath at lunch later: "eyyy, Biggs, Garcia, join me! Taco Tuesday best Tuesday, amirite? so yeah did you guys realize how much they rolled back from 4e, i mean, the melee balance problem was just the tip of the iceberg wrong with 3e but they massively overcorrected, trying to turn it into a card ga—"

Biggs: "sorry, what, i didn't catch any of that."

Garcia: "Vesper. you okay?"

hostile telepath: "not even remotely. why… why are hexblades so broken…"
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Prof. Velexi Raptor-Blobpats

@VyrCossont *hostile telepath reading during hyperfocus*: uh, Commander? how much do you want to know about the difference between editions of dungeons and dragons and how they facilitate different styles of play? because that's all i'm getting out of her, sorry

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Vyr Cossont
kicking a few bits of concept around wrt ADHD as passive psi defense

hostile telepath: "yes, Commander. strike order confirmed. i got her in my mind's eye. gimme a sec… augh! what the hell? i can't… there's… nothing coherent… shit, i lost her! it was like trying to read a library fed thru a leafblower! Commander, hard target, i repeat, hard target, bad feedback, i think i'm bl– yep. requesting Medical. god. how does she even function like that?"

me, unaware: *having a normal one*
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toxicodendron radicans

The scientific name for the Eurasian brown bear is Ursus arctos arctos, which literally translates as bear bear bear. That's like, so much bear.

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