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gators 

To really think and believe that, is to on the same planet as men who are like, "I called him [f slur] but not in a gay way, I don't hate gay people, it's just what you say". You have to be half-believing absolute nonsense to justify all kinds of obviously bad things throughout in your everyday life. Just speedrunning doublethink all day long.

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gators 

Like, in order to think that, you already have to be so far out of touch with society that you might as well be on Mars.

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gators 

You know, the issue isn't really with people who play video games (nearly anyone under 65) or even with people who self-identify as gamers (though that's pushing it).

It's with the men who thought/still think "ethics in video game journalism" is a salient issue that lots of normal people care about.

That normal people care so much about ethics in video game journalism that they could use it as a rallying cry for wild-ass claims that would otherwise scare most of the public away.

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Husband sent me this and all I could think is "it's a new variation on #spoon Theory and #ForkTheory"

#spoonies

You'd think gamers would be pleasant, happy people who enjoy fun and whimsy

I'm calling out that Buffalo buffalo buffalo bullshit. Who the hell uses "buffalo" as a verb?

Outside a strange hospital you follow Aurora Donatich, a busy blacksmith.

Listen. We all have bad ideas, but making your link text almost the same color as your pink background is among the worst.

hollering about normies' attitudes to furries & nazis 

just pissed about seeing liberal/centerist normies going "Furries have standards?" without asking themselves the following up question of "And they're higher than mine?"

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lewd fonts 

If you sit at the nexus of "graphic design nerd" and "hella gay", check out hottype.club/ a website about fonts used in vintage gay porn

@melissasage Theory: you start to see enemies like Hammer brothers deeper in the levels because they've heard of you and are practicing self-defense

@melissasage Aren't most Mario "enemies" just animals wandering around back and forth? There are a rare few who actively attack him.

princess peach, giving a speech: bowser is oppressing millions of people in his kingdom
millions of toad workers: fuck bowser, i'm glad to live in the Mushroom Kingdom, where at least I know I'm free
*tv switches to a commercial where Doctor Mario talks about how good his insurance company is*

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toadstool CIA has staged dozens of assassination attempts against Bowser in response to his kicking out international mushroom capitalism but the Bowsivarian Revolution lives on

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writing a post about how bowser is actually good and woke but we've just been propagandized from 70+ years of Mushroom Kingdom psyops into thinking he's evil

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