@melissasage Fuck that Jake English malarkey
@melissasage has a nice voice
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To really think and believe that, is to on the same planet as men who are like, "I called him [f slur] but not in a gay way, I don't hate gay people, it's just what you say". You have to be half-believing absolute nonsense to justify all kinds of obviously bad things throughout in your everyday life. Just speedrunning doublethink all day long.
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Like, in order to think that, you already have to be so far out of touch with society that you might as well be on Mars.
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You know, the issue isn't really with people who play video games (nearly anyone under 65) or even with people who self-identify as gamers (though that's pushing it).
It's with the men who thought/still think "ethics in video game journalism" is a salient issue that lots of normal people care about.
That normal people care so much about ethics in video game journalism that they could use it as a rallying cry for wild-ass claims that would otherwise scare most of the public away.
Husband sent me this and all I could think is "it's a new variation on #spoon Theory and #ForkTheory"
hollering about normies' attitudes to furries & nazis
just pissed about seeing liberal/centerist normies going "Furries have standards?" without asking themselves the following up question of "And they're higher than mine?"
lewd fonts
If you sit at the nexus of "graphic design nerd" and "hella gay", check out http://hottype.club/ a website about fonts used in vintage gay porn
@melissasage Theory: you start to see enemies like Hammer brothers deeper in the levels because they've heard of you and are practicing self-defense
@melissasage Aren't most Mario "enemies" just animals wandering around back and forth? There are a rare few who actively attack him.
princess peach, giving a speech: bowser is oppressing millions of people in his kingdom
millions of toad workers: fuck bowser, i'm glad to live in the Mushroom Kingdom, where at least I know I'm free
*tv switches to a commercial where Doctor Mario talks about how good his insurance company is*
toadstool CIA has staged dozens of assassination attempts against Bowser in response to his kicking out international mushroom capitalism but the Bowsivarian Revolution lives on
Trans, guy of center, well over 18.
I'm in tech and it feels weird.