orthogonal to alive @avi@computerfairi.es

The other night I had a dream about hanging out with someone I don't like. Outside their window, a neighbor had painted, directly on the side of their own house, a mural depicting this person as a prison warden.

Imagine living next door to someone who is, over a series of days, gessoing, sketching out in chalk, laying out the flats, then detail painting, a mural-sized unflattering cariacture of you, such that every time you look outside your bedroom window, you are forced to see it.

The other genders:

Null gender
Void gender
Nil gender
0
False
NaG (not a gender)
Optional <gender>
""
Undefined

...he's a dogfighter.

You try to pull that "Back in 2019 it was a different time, who can say how they identified" and I'll come back as a black cat to eat your face

When I die, I'm going to haunt the shit out of anyone who misrepresents my gender, or who my ancestors were. It'll be some Shining, Amityville Horror, Poltergeist shit.

Misgender me? You're gonna see a weird doll crawling around your bedroom at 3 am.

Get my family wrong? Blood out the faucets.

Wikipedia's preference for "born to an [x] family", as if children of certain kinds of parents are delivered via stork, and are not necessarily of the the same ethnicity as the entire rest of their family.

I'm considering opening up a PixelFed account. Does anyone have instances to rec? I mostly post street photography, especially shots of graffiti and stickers.

Some people are born old.

There were kids in my middle school complaining about the 6th graders being too wild.

They probably grew up to be the assholes whining about all the other young people when they were in their mid-twenties.

I've been condescendingly lectured by 19 year old truscum who assumed I was a young teenager because I didn't subscribe to their conservative beliefs.

It's like hearing from that friend who has an on-again off-again relationship with a real loser, and they keep telling you about how their partner did a bad thing but they used to be so nice and they really think they can turn things around just dump them already

I [i]wish[/i] Contrapoints was cancelled.

I'm sick and tired of hearing "Contrapoints did this!" or "People are so horribly mean to Contrapoints!" when I don't watch her videos, nor have any friends who watch her videos.

Tbh, the fact that someone was trying to use the service to troll people with their clown fetish is the least weird thing about it